Cliche (Whatever)
This is the sequel, finally, to the first play like thing that I wrote about me, Caitlin, and the Man with the Gun. I’ve included that play below, just to refresh you memories, because it has been a hell of a long time. I’ve decided to release it in three increments, below is the first of the three were I raise MarzChopstickz.
Blah..................Blah...................Blah.........................Blah...............Popcorn is stupid!!!!
Me: I don't like you.
Man with gun: Fuck you!! BANG
Me: Missed, asshole.
MarsChopstick: What the hell!?
Man with gun: BANG. Score one for man with gun!!!
Me: How rude!
Catilin: What was that?
Man with gun: BANG
(Me jumps in front of Caitlin and is hit by bullet wounding him fataly)
Caitlin: (Weeping) How could you, no, you must not leave me!!
(Long dramatic scene that no one cares about and me dies)
Man with gun: (Evil laugh) And now its your turn my pretty!!!
Caitlin: Never i will not let his life go to waste...(a short time passes while cailtin gives a boring motivational speech)...and i will win.
(She rips of here arm and it transfomrs into a shovel)
Man with gun: Evil bitch.
(Here there is a long very indepth fight scene were cailtin, obviously, beats the man with gun and redems the death of her lover)
Man with gun: I will prevail, do you here me.....(Long boring speech about how he'll come back and kill her, go figure?!)....(Gagin noises and he dies.)
Caitlin: Now i must bury the man i love....(Much drama ensues by no one gives a shit and she buries me.)
Caitlin: Forever will the memories of his heroic deeds live on within me...(Blah......Blah.....Blah.......Blah.....Popcorn is stupid, so on and so forth.).....now he is laid to rest, yes, no i can marry the man i was having an afair with.
The End (Wasn't that thrilling!!!)
Blah........................Blah........................Blah...................Blah.............Popcorn is stupid!!!!
Man with the Gun: (Stupid evil laugh that can’t help but grate on your fucking nerves) Finally is finished! My beautiful machine is complete and the resurrection of my one and only love will become reality!! (Another evil laugh, just as obnoxious)
Man’s Bitch Jessica: Sir, everything is ready for the resurrection (You know she wants to fuck him, you can see it in her eyes, hehehehehehe)
Man with the Gun: Start the machine, start it!!!! I can not wait I cannot!!!
(Yeah well just cause I don’t feel like explaining all this shit, I’m gonna make her resurrect just like in Frankenstein, yeah, I’m a lazy bastard. And finally after a long time, too long actually, she‘s alive)
MarzChopstickz: What the hell am I doing her? Not you again you stupid bastard!
Man with the Gun: Honey! (Man runs at her and furiously plants kisses on her, how romantic)
MarzChopstickz: What the fuck? You sick bastard! ( Disgusted she punches him in the face) Get the hell away from me or I’ll shove that pretty little gun up your ass!!!
Man with Gun: But dear, I love you!!! (Stupid puppy dog face, she should punch him again, heehawed)
MarzChopstickz: What?! Oma gawh!!! That is odd (She runs to him and rips off her cloths, stupid love scene that no one really cares about, blah…..blah….blah…..blah….popcorn is stupid and then yeah, there done)
Man with Gun: Out of breath, that was fun (stupid grin on his face, his cock is as hard as his gun, hehehehehehehe, herherhereherher, can’t be sexist know)
Man’s Bitch Jessica: I hate you!!!! You stupid, stupid bastard!!!!!!!!!!! ( She takes out the secret blaster cannon thingy she had in her pants, how the hell is something like that fitting in her pants? I bet I know how? HEHEHEHEHE) I’m gonna kill you!!!!!!!! ( She rapidly fires all over the fucking place untill it runs out of ammo….what? But of course go figure, she misses both of them….god know how did that happen?!)
Man with Gun: (Pulls out a simple gun, shots once and kills her, now what the hell is up with that?) She is dead….(No shit Sherlock!)
MarzChopstickz: The dead is one, know les get married!!!! (god….she is SO stupid)
Man with Gun: No, we will but first we must kill Caitlin, the bad women, she is so BAD.
MarzChopstickz: Yes I agree, we must kill her, but who will help us?
Man with Gun: I have found a new ally (that stupid evil laugh) his name is…..
Find out next week that name of our mysterious helper and see what will happen to Caitlin!!! Ow ah, isn’t this amazing?
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Blah……….Blah………Blah……Popcorn is stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But ya know, I just ate some like five minutes ago!?
Blah..................Blah...................Blah.........................Blah...............Popcorn is stupid!!!!
Me: I don't like you.
Man with gun: Fuck you!! BANG
Me: Missed, asshole.
MarsChopstick: What the hell!?
Man with gun: BANG. Score one for man with gun!!!
Me: How rude!
Catilin: What was that?
Man with gun: BANG
(Me jumps in front of Caitlin and is hit by bullet wounding him fataly)
Caitlin: (Weeping) How could you, no, you must not leave me!!
(Long dramatic scene that no one cares about and me dies)
Man with gun: (Evil laugh) And now its your turn my pretty!!!
Caitlin: Never i will not let his life go to waste...(a short time passes while cailtin gives a boring motivational speech)...and i will win.
(She rips of here arm and it transfomrs into a shovel)
Man with gun: Evil bitch.
(Here there is a long very indepth fight scene were cailtin, obviously, beats the man with gun and redems the death of her lover)
Man with gun: I will prevail, do you here me.....(Long boring speech about how he'll come back and kill her, go figure?!)....(Gagin noises and he dies.)
Caitlin: Now i must bury the man i love....(Much drama ensues by no one gives a shit and she buries me.)
Caitlin: Forever will the memories of his heroic deeds live on within me...(Blah......Blah.....Blah.......Blah.....Popcorn is stupid, so on and so forth.).....now he is laid to rest, yes, no i can marry the man i was having an afair with.
The End (Wasn't that thrilling!!!)
Blah........................Blah........................Blah...................Blah.............Popcorn is stupid!!!!
Man with the Gun: (Stupid evil laugh that can’t help but grate on your fucking nerves) Finally is finished! My beautiful machine is complete and the resurrection of my one and only love will become reality!! (Another evil laugh, just as obnoxious)
Man’s Bitch Jessica: Sir, everything is ready for the resurrection (You know she wants to fuck him, you can see it in her eyes, hehehehehehe)
Man with the Gun: Start the machine, start it!!!! I can not wait I cannot!!!
(Yeah well just cause I don’t feel like explaining all this shit, I’m gonna make her resurrect just like in Frankenstein, yeah, I’m a lazy bastard. And finally after a long time, too long actually, she‘s alive)
MarzChopstickz: What the hell am I doing her? Not you again you stupid bastard!
Man with the Gun: Honey! (Man runs at her and furiously plants kisses on her, how romantic)
MarzChopstickz: What the fuck? You sick bastard! ( Disgusted she punches him in the face) Get the hell away from me or I’ll shove that pretty little gun up your ass!!!
Man with Gun: But dear, I love you!!! (Stupid puppy dog face, she should punch him again, heehawed)
MarzChopstickz: What?! Oma gawh!!! That is odd (She runs to him and rips off her cloths, stupid love scene that no one really cares about, blah…..blah….blah…..blah….popcorn is stupid and then yeah, there done)
Man with Gun: Out of breath, that was fun (stupid grin on his face, his cock is as hard as his gun, hehehehehehehe, herherhereherher, can’t be sexist know)
Man’s Bitch Jessica: I hate you!!!! You stupid, stupid bastard!!!!!!!!!!! ( She takes out the secret blaster cannon thingy she had in her pants, how the hell is something like that fitting in her pants? I bet I know how? HEHEHEHEHE) I’m gonna kill you!!!!!!!! ( She rapidly fires all over the fucking place untill it runs out of ammo….what? But of course go figure, she misses both of them….god know how did that happen?!)
Man with Gun: (Pulls out a simple gun, shots once and kills her, now what the hell is up with that?) She is dead….(No shit Sherlock!)
MarzChopstickz: The dead is one, know les get married!!!! (god….she is SO stupid)
Man with Gun: No, we will but first we must kill Caitlin, the bad women, she is so BAD.
MarzChopstickz: Yes I agree, we must kill her, but who will help us?
Man with Gun: I have found a new ally (that stupid evil laugh) his name is…..
Find out next week that name of our mysterious helper and see what will happen to Caitlin!!! Ow ah, isn’t this amazing?
We break for a word from our sponsors:
The Weed a.k.a. Kelci: Hi kids!!!!
Kids: Hi Weed!!!!!!
The Weed a.k.a. Kelci: How are you today:
Kids: Not that good Weed…
The Weed a.k.a. Kelci: Well would you like to now how to become more happy!?
Kids: Yeah!!!
The Weed a.k.a. Kelci: Here’s the secret, every time you get down, just smoke a little of me and then you be happier beyond your wildest dreams!!!
Kids: Yay, how do we get some?!
The Weed a.k.a. Kelci: Well just tell your parents to call the number flashing on the bottom of the screen and for just $19.95 we will send you one quality joint, how does that sound?!
Kids: Great!!!
The Weed a.k.a. Kelci: But wait there’s more!!! Call within the next ten minutes and you will receive one more quality joint for the price of one, isn’t that awesome!!!
Kids: Yeah!!!
The Weed a.k.a. Kelci: Remember just tell your parents to call the number on the bottom of the screen and get happy today!!!!
1-800-GOT-WEED
Blah……….Blah………Blah……Popcorn is stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But ya know, I just ate some like five minutes ago!?