彡 VIDEO ( 014 ) MILLE BE TROLLIN'

[demonspear]

[So here's Zelos just chillin' in Espoir with a beautiful background behind him, but not more beautiful than HIM, of course. He clears his throat and does a little hair flip before he speaks.]

Ladies of Somarium~! ♥It has come to my attention that some of you ladies are new to Somarium and don't know their way around. So I, Zelos Wilder, the

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[prettyhazknight]

[That was too perfect. Exactly what he was hoping for. Now he's just smiling there with his silly grin on his face.

MISSION COMPLETE.]

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[demonspear]

[ANGERANGERANGERANGER]

WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?!

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[prettyhazknight]

[He has but one word. It is a very simple word that is so profound. Magical even. And he will be saying it now.]

Hello~

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[demonspear]

DON'T 'HELLO' ME! DON'T YOU KNOW THAT THERE ARE BOUNDARIES?!

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[ischarming]

You scream like a girl.

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[demonspear]

[grumblesflkjsdkf]

It was just a highly pitched manly scream. That was all. [Girly? Pft. B|]

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[ischarming]

Then it is my duty to inform you that every canine within a one hundred mile radius has heard you scream.

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[demonspear]

Well good, maybe they'll start barking at the dude who molested me. [EVEN THOUGH SAID DUDE DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A DUDE.]

[forged_anew]

[There may be a tiny bit of sympathy here. He's been in your place when it comes to Mille.

He, of course, didn't scream like a ten-year-old girl though.

Zelos, you should be grateful this is post Season 3!Zuko, and he has the grace not to point out that little fact.]

That guy has no sense of personal space.

[Helpfully pointing this out, after the fact.]

[demonspear]

You're tellin' me.

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[halfelfmagic]

[ He tries not to laugh but still ends up bursting out in laughter. Could he have pointed the other person out? Totally? Did he? Why would he when it offered this? ]

...I didn't know sexy men screamed like that.

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[demonspear]

They do when they're being molested out of all things. And it just was a highly pitched manly scream. [seriously.]

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[halfelfmagic]

Molested huh? I think you're being a little melodramatic.

Highly pitched is right. I didn't look at the screen until the scream came. I thought a girl was in danger. [ ...he's a horrible person. ]

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[demonspear]

Yeah? Well I'll think about that next time I see you, you puny little brat.

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[agreat_thief]

You're offering to be a tour guide?

[She's a little bit amused.]

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[demonspear]

Well not just a tour guide, the sexiest tour guide in all of Somarium~

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[agreat_thief]

So, tell me what made you decide to undertake such a task? There'll probably be a lot of work involved.

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[demonspear]

Hey, if I could assist a lovely lady like you then hard work is payed off. ♥ [WINK]