So my paper is late and i needed an excuse

[demonswhore]

I got drunk and stowed aboard an airplane. When I was discovered I refused to talk to the authorities. They decided that I looked French so they sent be on a plane there. When I arrived in France, I ran all the way to Monaco and put my last 5$ on roulette. Of course I lost so I instead pretended my finger was a gun and robbed a casino patron of

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[tha_sir_illist]

ROFL

yeah, it's a bitch. I know.

[2drunk2type]

that exact thing happens to me ATLEAST 3 times every semester.

[cuntracula]

and you pretended to have trouble making up lyrics. you cunning wench.