i am a flower quickly fading/here today and gone tomorrow...
Feb. 14 thru 18
Fallacy Week in APLC..Ziggy and I had "Hasty Generalization." I printed off a pic of a body-builder, who we said used steroids..
Mr. Lough: "That's like girl porn!"
That completely made my week.
Somebody else used "white people can't jump" for their fallacy.. Which I proved wrong. Mwuahaha. ..I had to jump to get the HG poster taped to a bulletin board. ..People laughed..
Lunch table..
?: "She's pregnant again?! JEEZ!"
Amber: "It's an epidemic!"
Dan M: "Yeah! It spreads through your hands! Sara! Kyle! No holding hands!"
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Feb. 21 thru 25
"AAG! NAZI!"
Josh S: "The leprachaun in my head outweighs you."
"Read poetry like a man!" (..Something tells me Jamie G. said this...)
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Feb. 28 thru March 4
TJ was attempting to get me to switch SAT Test Centers with him. When that didn't work he thought we could let him in at CC any way...
TJ: "Come on! Me and you are combined are like one whole person anyway! There's no problem."
...Um...yeah..:
"I don't know. I just saw chicken and was like CHICKEN!"
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March 14 thru 18
Bryan S: "Define 'write paper'?"
Mr. Lough: "Rough draft by Monday."
Bryan S.: "Define 'rough draft by Monday'?
Mr. Lough: "What else do I need to say, Smethers?!"
Anton: "This is the happiest day of my life! I want to thank..." He won about 5 stencils in Chem. XP Crazy Russian scientist.)
Dan M.: "WHAT?! He has less personality than Sam!"
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March 21 thru 25
Chase H: "Who's on the dollar bill? Well durrr! It's Lincoln!" (..Um..Chase knows it's Washington..really..I think.)
Dan M: "The cripple kicked me!" (Sara = the cripple.)
Dan M.: "Sara minus Kyle equal loneliness."
Announcement: "Those who wish to donate blood must be atleast 17 years of age and weigh over 100 lbs."
Sara: "Too bad, Sam!"
Lindsay: "Squeak is the same in any language basically. English: Squeak. French: Le squeak. Spanish: El squeako.. At the base is always squeak!"
Bryan S.: *grabs magnet and stands with back facing map o' the world* "Look! I'm rich and going on vacation! Here's how I pick where I'm going!" *tosses magnet behind him* "Look! I'm going to CANADA!"
*does it again...magnet disappears*
*after ten minutes of looking for said magnet*
Mr. Zilz: "Bryan...you can't touch anything else.."
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