i would swallow my pride / i would choke on the rinds
Oct. 24th - 28th:
Dan to me: "Your che--sweatshirt is off-balance."
Sara/Me: "What was that, Dan?? Chest?? Eehh? Eh??"
Dan: "Noo...." :( "Don't tell Scott...he scares me."
Dan...again to me: "You make a great old lady!"
Me: "Um....thanks?? I guess?? ..No really..how do I respond to that?"
Mr. Lough on Lyndon B. Johnson: "That man was an -ugly- president."
Mr. Lough, in a discussion of The Scarlet Letter: "And what do we do with witches?"
Bryan S.: "WE BURN ZE WITCHES!"
Oct. 31st - Nov. 5th:
(Academic Bowl Field Trip to the Allen Co. Public Library...Bryan pushed a couple buttons in the elevator at the Window Garden building..so we kept stopping every few floors.. Well, on floor 2, Seth E. and Claire T. decided the stairs would be faster...)
Claire T: *jumps out...looks around..jumps back in* "There's no stairs!!"
Seth E: *doesn't hear her..and keeps looking around*
--Elevator door closes and we go to bottom floor. We all get out and most of the group takes off. I think Dan, Sara, and I waited for Seth.--
Seth E: *comes off the stairs from the first floor* "WHAT KIND OF PLACE DOESN'T HAVE STAIRS ON THE SECOND FLOOR?!?!"
(On the bus to the ACPL..)
Me to Sara and Dan: "STOP HEAVY-PETTING ME!"
Bryan: "You don't like heavy petting? But what about when Scott does it?"
Me: *stares* "..You're not allowed to talk anymore.."
(Again..at the library..Dan kept wandering off..)
Bryan to Dan: "We're going to make you wear a bell around your neck from now on so we know where you are."
Dirk W: *is talking to a girl*
Bryan S: *comes up and starts talking, which apparently scares the bejeezus out of Dirk*
Dirk W: "WHAT THE HELL?!"
Bryan S: "And you guys say I'm not a ninja!"
(Saturday and Sunday after the musical, Scott put his hat on my head.)
Scott M/Carly H.: "You/she look/s good in a bowler hat."
(Saturday night after the musical.)
Amanda W to Sam W: "I have a fiancee!"
Leah E: "Aaww.......I want one..."
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