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[demonvalentine]

I.. would like to thank all that participated in the birthday events last week.. it was very touching and kind of you all. I apologise for not being able to offer my gratitude sooner. There.. has been some work I've needed to oversee.

Good luck to the Police Force. Your cooperation in keeping Vertere safe will be appreciated greatly.

Sometimes

Comments

Private; Sephiroth

[demonvalentine]

You do, don't you. I suppose we'll have to make good use of them, then.

You Goblin.

You don't need to have a hand in speeding up the process. That'll happen in it's own time.

[ooc; And this will be where Vincent walks over and gives Sephiroth's right ear a short pinch. >D Bold devil, aint he. ]

Private; Sephiroth

[demonvalentine]

Perhaps whenever you were off-duty..? Isn't.. there anyone who would.. I mean.. I would have thought Zack would.. ah..

I wasn't talking about HIS--I was..

... Hmph. You're horrible, you know that, right?

[ooc; Earlobe tug out of embarassment! :D ]

Private; Vincent

[heirtotheplanet]

A general is never off-duty and must always be a model for his men. I cannot even imagine what they would have thought had they seen me doing something like that.

Are you sure? You seem preoccupied by it all of a sudden.

I have been called horrible many times, yes.

[ooc; My goodness he's fun to write when he's being all innuendo-y.]

Private; Sephiroth

[demonvalentine]

So why ask for it now, completely out of the blue?

You're the one who started it!

[ooc; I love how they can KEEP FINDING WAYS TO CONTINUE. *dies* ]

Private; Vincent

[heirtotheplanet]

My mistake. Forget I said anything.

I most certainly did not! I want to kill the man, not sleep with him.

Private; Sephiroth

[demonvalentine]

... Sephiroth, if you want it and can have it, then you shouldn't hold back. It's unhealthy if you do.

... thank you for the lovely mental images I wont be able to get out of my mind for the next week, Sephiroth. I might not have to think of my friend being sentenced to death with pain now~

Private; Vincent

[heirtotheplanet]

I have gone without it for thirty years. Thirty more surely cannot hurt.

Imagine how it would be for me!

Private; Sephiroth

[demonvalentine]

..!!! Sephiroth, that surely is impossible!! Keeping all of that in will surely hurt you inside!

... enjoyable? You both are a rather attractive pair.

Private; Vincent

[heirtotheplanet]

It was not so difficult. One cannot miss what one has never experienced.

It is RUFUS SHINRA! I cannot stomach being in the same room as him, much less being in entangled together in some sort of naked embrace.

Private; Sephiroth

[demonvalentine]

I.. feel quite bad for you, my friend. I'd offer to, but I'm not sure what you would think of it and would not want any awkwardness between us.

... mental.. images...

Private; Vincent

[heirtotheplanet]

I could never put you in an uncomfortable position, Vincent.

Horrifying, are they not?

Private; Sephiroth

[demonvalentine]

Well.. if it is easier, perhaps you could describe how you'd like it and we could.. see what we can do about it..?

They'reactuallypl-- never mind.

Private; Vincent

[heirtotheplanet]

There are more ways to do it than just one?

They are what now?

Private; Sephiroth

[demonvalentine]

... yes. So.. ah. How would you prefer it?

I'm not going to say it. You'll disagree.

Private; Vincent

[heirtotheplanet]

I had never considered this to such an extent. Perhaps I would start with sitting down. And then... Have you a suggestion?

Now you have piqued my interest.

Private; Sephiroth

[demonvalentine]

...

Sitting down.. is it..

Oh, ah. Then.. the strokes.. how would you like them? Slow, gentle ones or strong and harsh..?

You know what I'm going to say!