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demosthenes385

Lifeguarding Bio

Jun 11, 2006 21:11

Matthew J. Weinkam (LG, CPRPR, WSI, MVL ’04)

Despite the high hopes of friends and family alike, Matt did not make it through his first year at Miami and was asked to withdrawal from the university after failing all his classes, including both The Eastern European Vampire Tradition and Social Dance. Unsubstantiated accusations of “juicing” from ( Read more... )

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winter_rose0305 June 12 2006, 05:04:48 UTC

HAHAHAHA
LG lifeguard (certification)
CPRPR Cardio-pulmonary-resuscitation for the professional rescuer (certification)
WSI Water Safety Instructor (certification)
MVL???

demosthenes385 June 12 2006, 21:55:31 UTC

most valuable lifeguard '04

scuba_scrub June 12 2006, 22:16:12 UTC

i'm really sorry matt :(.
i never got the impression that you liked it there though.
i hope you're enjoying lifeguarding, i know i am, y swim class is just amazing.

we should hang sometime. i think you have my info.
endless good thoughts coming your way,
di

demosthenes385 June 13 2006, 03:16:26 UTC

the whole failing out thing was actually a lie... sorry ...

but thanks for the support. we should hang out sometime. :)

scuba_scrub June 13 2006, 05:18:04 UTC

hahaha, why do you tease me?
*whimper*

mal_de_ojo June 16 2006, 18:13:01 UTC

hahaha.
matt, i love you.
hahahaha.

i really do hope you start a band called nun shield, though.
and write a memoir that becomes a mega-ultra-awesome movie.
you can do it.

and plus, that way, i don't have to be a "sugar momma" for both you and ryan. and you wouldn't have to sleep on our couch when i become a famous architect. you can just become rich off your movie. haha. and you could do some sort of "product placement" with ryan's art...when viewers see the movie and one of his paintings or swords is hanging on a bedroom wall or some such, they'll be like OOOHH MAN I LOVE THAT PAINTING I WONDER WHO DID THAT?!?!?! AND THOSE NEAT SWORDS! WHOA I WANT THAT IN MY HOUSE!!! and then ryan can become rich too. and i can retire at the age of twenty five and live off you guys instead. mwahahahaha. =P

uh..anyway..
sorry about that.
i just had coffee for the first time in a long time.

and by the way, i'm glad you met up with my mother and i the other night. that was awesome. =)

okay, now i'm done. for real.