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this is the reason why i am single
this is the reason why i prefer a straight environment over a gay one anyday.
this is a reason why I don't trust gay men.
this is why i know who my true friends are.
this is why i dont open up to people.
this why i always finish last.
this is why i get walked over.
this is why i shut people out.
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I just wanna say thank you for everyone who came over my house on friday, I had and hope you all had a blast!!  And to whom ever didn't come, you missed a great time. promise. ;)

I'd like to thank Erin for giving me ideas on my english paper! Thanx for helping me get past my writer's block! And thanks for that topic, I barely could finish the end of ( Read more... )

Scene: Jess, Erin, and I sitting on my picnic table drunk down the shore

Jess: "I'm a criminal justice major"

Erin: "I'm a special ed major"

Jess: "I'm Drunk!!"

Erin: "I need a new Kotex..."

Room Service: "How can I help you?"

Erin: "Hi, can we get some extra pellows and blankets to room 402 please?"

Room Service: "Can I speak to an adult please?"

Erin: "Sure.." ::throws phone on bed::

Me, Jess, Jim, and Bob: "What did they say??"

Erin: ::acting carefree:: "She wants to speak to an adult."

Bob: "AND UR NOT ONE?!"

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i don't even want to know why. goodluck this time around.

you know your drunk when you try to unlock ur house door with ur car key

I am NEVER going to Franklin Mills theater again. $4 or not. NEVER.

Determined to beat the Evil Emperor Zurg on Buzzlightyear


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