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Chuck Norris
Nov 21, 2005 14:06
Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard (
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pigalopogus
November 22 2005, 19:16:00 UTC
God damn Jerry. I laughed my ass off.
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burningshadow6
November 22 2005, 19:44:48 UTC
Don't fuck with the Chuck
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denegocreo
November 22 2005, 20:02:38 UTC
http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php
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falconus
November 23 2005, 18:21:10 UTC
fucking hilarious. :P
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burningshadow6
November 23 2005, 21:25:31 UTC
There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris frequently signs up for beginner karate classes, just so he can "accidentally" beat the shit out of little kids.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris frequently signs up for beginner karate classes, just so he can "accidentally" beat the shit out of little kids.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
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