YAY FOR BEING THE LIFE OF THE PARTY!!!

[deniedxpassion]

Dude, last night was so much fun it should be illegal. Haha, oh wait, it was! I went to this party with my friend, Mark, and everybody thought I was his girlfriend! Everyone was like, "Mark, I love your girlfriend! Mark, your girlfriend is the shit! Mark, your girlfriend is totally awesome, I'm in love with her!" Haha, it was fucking

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[blueish_ness]

"Second of all, I wasn't flirting with him. Hello!? He was too short for me."

Hahaha this cracked me up for an obscene amount of time.

[deniedxpassion]

Good. He WAS too short! And I'm totally shallow.Everyone should know that by now!