How do I relax?

[denise_bauer]

You know, when someone asks me that question, they are always surprised by my answer. It's as though they expect me to say that I excel in some extreme sport! But when I am not in "pit bull advocate mode," I like nothing better than to curl up on my sofa and knit. I picked it up in my travels to Italy. There was a sweet old lady, I called her "

Comments

[brad_chase]

I think Shirley would appreciate something you knit, but rethink the muffler. She didn't seem that thrilled over her last car-related gift. Shore gave her a rear-view mirror. Some kind of sordid men's room humor, I think.

[denise_bauer]

And I bet said mirror was etched with "Objects May Appear Larger Than They Are." Sordid men's room humor is right.

[brad_chase]

Speaking of sordid, I hear you're handling your own divorce settlement.

[denise_bauer]

Tell me about it. I like to be in control...but it is proving to be a bit masochistic.