Too sexy

[denise_bauer]

Hey Brad, there I was perusing the latest issue of People at the checkout counter, you know, their big "Sexiest Man Alive" issue, and guess who they chose as the "Sexiest Lawyer of 2005"?

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[brad_chase]

Dear Lord. Denny Crane. And we just skated by his sexual harassment suit. His publicist is killing us.

[denise_bauer]

Nope, it wasn't Denny and believe me, it would be no secret. No siree, he would be walking down the halls exclaiming to anyone who would listen, "Denny Crane, Sexiest Lawyer Alive. Denny Crane."

*Grinning* Take another shot.

[brad_chase]

So help me, if it's Shore I'm buying every copy. What do you say? A ritualistic bonfire or just paper his office with them.

[denise_bauer]

Oh, I certainly do not underestimate the immense satisfaction you would derive from either acts, but alas, I'm afraid it's not Alan.

*Batting her eyes* Come on, take one more guess.

[alan_shore]

*raises eyebrows* You do your own shopping? I assumed you sent Garrett.

[denise_bauer]

Yes, I do my own shopping, cooking, and cleaning, thank you. How's Melissa by the way? All set for tonight's slumber party?

[alan_shore]

Do you have a mailing list? Is there an Alan Shore newsletter?

Believe me, if there were any way I could answer "yes" to that without risking the possibility of her quitting, I would.

[denise_bauer]

But you will easliy find another replacement so I don't see why you are worried. What makes Melissa so special?

[ilookgreat]

Denny Crane is offended.

Did they publish Sexiest Senior Partner? Well, I might lose that to Shirley - but certainly not to Poole... the man came to staff meeting without pants. Denny Crane doesn't like that sort of thing. Unless it was Shirley. Nevermind. Regardless, was that a catagory? Of course not. The average person to read People can't handle the sexiness that is Denny Crane. Can you handle it? Didn't think so.

Request for representation

[anonymous]

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