"Watch out for THIS guy!

He's gay!"

i am a gay

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay is me

i'm never gonna do it with chicks because i have a crush on officemate sergio he is sexz

i want a buttr in mouth

LJ A-Splode.

Party office!

Today, the elevator smells like Skittles. Mmm.

This is one of my favorite Death From Above 1979 songs. It's called "Black History Month." Any idea on what it means though?? (And with respect to the title too ( Read more... )

I have officially been upgraded from "nerd" to "super ultra nerd" since I'm downloading 4.63 gigs of math textbooks (pirated) in .pdf format. There's got to be around 500 math texts.

Holy crap. I scare myself sometimes.

"I think that messenger bag is getting to you."

Makin' me feel schizometric!

"Is this chicken??? I ordered the Crispy Unicorn sandwich!"

"Do you at least serve Minotaur here? Or at least Liger?"

"What mythological creatures DO you have?!"