I wish I had a monkey

[dennonite]

I was sitting on my throne thinking today (this is where I always think), And I decided I want a monkey. Not a nice monkey, but an asshole monkey. It'd be cool - they crap in there hand and throw it at you. Wouldn't you want to come home and have a monkey waiting to, like sword fight with you? Yeah, you would.

Comments

[simondregs]

Question though... Where are you going to get a sword that a monkey could wield?

[dennonite]

The knife from "clue" will work just fine

[simondregs]

Way too small, and not a sword besides. Try again, my friend.