Um yeah...but then again what the fuck is normal? It's all been fun, but none of it seems right. and the summer races on...

Just want to thank all of you for helping me through these last couple of weeks...you've all made my life infinitely easier.

California was brought up recently. let's move to Cali'

Quote: "Don't take life to seriously; you'll never get out alive"

I never Win... Where's my beer?

Quote: "When life hands you a lemon, throw it at someone"

Mr. The Plague

Why does everyone yell at me when i double down on a 12 in blackjack? I won 4 out of 5 times...maybe its because i was first to be dealt at the table and by doing that I made eeryone else at the table lose...should I not do that?

Quote: "A million comedians in the world starving to death, and your trying to be one of them..."

Yeah a whole lot of nuthin today...haven't been single in 2 years and i forgot how to pick up chicks. I'm so mad...i went to the karoke bar tonight and didn't even get to sing. I was 5th in line when i put in my song and the asshole DJ was a guy and put all the girls in front of me. So after almost 2 hours of waiting and more beer than i should ( Read more... )

Heute ist keine guten tag mir. Ich mochte viele Jagermeisters und viel bier, aber Ich habe veile alkohol am wochenende getrunken...Morgen ist ein neue tag. Ich brauche ein guten tag, und ich brauche Schlafen ( Read more... )

we all go to get it; after awhile we all feel like shit; our stomachs hurt, and we piss a funny smell. We complain about it all the time, and sometimes we go home and poop alot. Despite all this, tomorrow we will do the exact same thing ( Read more... )

let's say the average person uses ten percent of their brain...how much do you use? 1 and a half percent; the rest is clogged with malted hopps and bong resen... that sounds like me right now...running off xxx beer and smokes ( Read more... )

i think the title explains it all...i've been reduced to wishing I was 17 again...life would be so much easier if i just didn't care...I hate having the emotions of a fucking woman...I just want to be a typical guy once in a while...i can't seem to just be a dick when i need to be... fuck you for who ever made me like this.