Dying of laughter over here...

[denorios]

Wearable tech has finally gone too far. I present to you, the smart condom!

“Have you ever wondered how many calories you’re burning during intercourse? How many thrusts? Speed of your thrusts? The duration of your sessions?”

Umm, no. Fuck, no.

OK, but seriously. Surely no one will want to have sex with a man who straps an activity tracker to his

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[enigmaticblues]

I wouldn't necessarily care if Tyson strapped such a tracker to his dick, but that doesn't help me. Also, I'd like an activity tracker that accurately measured calories burned during other workouts besides a walk/run.

[asher63]

A smart device for man's least intelligent body part?

[mac_arthur_park]

I have no words.

Although I have an ex from my poly days (still condsider myself poly, but just don't have the energy for even my marriage some days lately) would have probably monitored her partner's tracker, just like she counted his Viagra before and after we were together.

It was a weird situation, to say the least.

[orangerful]

oh my god I have to send this to Tim because it is too funny.

And then I think of the equivalent of people who just shake their wrist to fool it into thinking they have reached their step count...

nope nope nope

[icecoldrain]

I'm dying. This is one of the most hilarious things ever lmao.