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Jun 24, 2006 15:37

I'm cranky >:O

SOMEONE WRITE ME A KAKÁ/CARLA FIC PLZ
(and it shouldn't involve Jesus, ok?)

best post ever, kaká, fanfic, oh ricardo

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alwaysbeenyou June 24 2006, 19:52:46 UTC
One day Carla was walking down the road and she bumped into a strange man. He was gorgeous and went by the name of Kaka. She asked his name and he told her and she resisted the urge to laugh. He was taken by her beauty and asked her to take a walk with him. She gladly accepted thee offer. They talked of many things, he talked mostly of his football and Carla talked about her crazy friends online who ship RJ, her school life and lastly her obsession with football. That afternoon was thee best afternoon of their lives, they had an instant connection and they both felt complete with each other. They then ran off and got married!!!!!!!! Thee end!!! :D

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denrito June 24 2006, 20:10:49 UTC
kashkash

they had an instant connection and they both felt complete with each other.
THIS MAKES ME SOOOO HAPPY!!! :DDDD

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alwaysbeenyou June 24 2006, 20:12:42 UTC
Lmao! I dont write fic(I tried RJ once, it didnt work out) Feeel privilaged ♥

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denrito June 24 2006, 20:13:51 UTC
loooool

omg the time I told you I'd send you emails and such, I started writing an RJ fic so I can send it to you but it was so crappy and gave up on it :(

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bana76 June 24 2006, 19:54:23 UTC
One day, Carla wasn't selfish and shared Kaka after she was done having HARDCORE SEXY SEX with him.

(oh ya, I'm the most articualte person EVER!)

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denrito June 24 2006, 20:11:17 UTC
Why would I do such a thing?! REALLY

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bludger June 24 2006, 20:13:24 UTC
Once upon a time, there was a girl named Carla. Carla was a crazy football fan who lived in Canada, and she woed at the fact that she could not be in the center of all things soccer in Europe. She watched every football game she could, screaming and jumping and obsessing like no other fan ( ... )

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denrito June 24 2006, 20:17:53 UTC
OHMYFUCKINGOD

I LOOOOOOOOOOOVE HOW PERSONALIZED YOU'VE MADE THIS!! lmao
the searching of the jerseys, the language I "recognize", the SHOWER SEX!! lmao

This is tooooooooooo hawt for my brain to handle!!

I also love how you omitted mentionning his wife!!! ahaha

OMGOMGOMG *prints*

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bludger June 24 2006, 20:22:29 UTC
LMFAO :D I think it may be my best piece of writing ever. So much for the anti-Laguna Beach newspaper article I co-wrote that stirred up controversy in the entire school!

LOLOLOLOL I was going to have Kaka mention that Caroline had cheated on him, so he was going to divorce her, but I felt it took away from the magic of the story. :)

...you're not really printing that, are you?! LMFAODISFLFKAD.

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denrito June 24 2006, 20:26:18 UTC
haha, it's sooo great and I luff luff luff it! :D omg, show me that anti-Laguna Beach article, lolol

good call! How nice is it that Kaká wasn't the one to make the mistake ;)

uh, yeah I am >_>

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turnyourankle June 24 2006, 20:31:27 UTC
I'm not even going to try and write fic but LOOKIE AT THIS!

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denrito June 24 2006, 20:37:19 UTC
*hyperventilates*
Isn't he SWEET!?! awwwww

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lovebit June 24 2006, 21:10:07 UTC
lol

You know, I'd give a lot of money to have a (r-rated lmao) Kaka dream. Sigh. Damn, that would be SOMETHING ;)

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denrito June 24 2006, 21:44:14 UTC
loooool, OH ME TOO! :D
But right now, I'm satisfied living in the world of fanfiction. haha

Your icon is like, TO DIE FOR! *thud*

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