Nexus, Near the Sign, It's the End of the World As We Know It...
Sky: *looks around and finds herself by the Sign* Yo, wassup, glitches? >D *yup, lady's in a good mood*
svSkywarp: *looks over curiously*
jvSkywarp: Trying to figure out what the slag's going on...
hsvSkywarp: *to Sky* How drunk would your Screamer need to be to sing "Ievan Polka"? *dirty rotten grin*
Sky: *laughs out loud* One hit of that rum Alex brought back from Canada.
kvSkywarp: *oooh, pretty lady! Zips over to svSkywarp* Hi! :D
bbSkywarp: Jazz, stop freaking giving Screamer.... *sees familiar colours here* HEY. Hi, guys. *ebil grin*
hsvSkywarp: ... Hi there. *mirror grin*
kvSkywarp: *loving on svSkywarp and clickstorming happily*
svSkywarp: *cuddles the bitty and rubs his back, her wide blue optics quizzical as she watches these others*
Sky: So... Skywarp?
hsvSkywarp: Yup.
jvSkywarp: *raised brow ridge* Yeah...?
bbSkywarp: Yup.
svSkywarp: o.O Yes...
Sky: *really laughing now* *then makes a victory fist in the air* Me too.
kvSkywarp: Me too! :D *snuggle*
bbSkywarp: *starts singing* It's the end of the world as we know it! >D
Sky: *laughs even harder*
hsvSkywarp: *bellows* AND I FEEL FIIIIINE! >3
Sky: *joins in!*
svSkywarp: ... O.o
kvSkywarp: *blink blink, clickstorm*
mgSkywarp: *blinks, looks at his hands, looks at the singers, and then joins right in at the top of his vox!*
Sky: *as the song ends* So. 'Bot or 'Con? Or Destron?
svSkywarp: *hesitantly* Autobot.
kvSkywarp: 'Bot! :3
hsvSkywarp: 'Con. Only allied with the 'Bots 'cause the war's over. *shrug*
jvSkywarp: Autobot.
mgSkywarp: *proudly* 'Con. To slag with Sentinel's lackeys!
Sky: And I'm Destron. *grin*
hsvSkywarp: *to mgSkywarp* Is your Screamer old enough to be drinking high grade? *is plotting something*
mgSkywarp: I haven't seen high grade in vorns. We've been drinking oil since before I got offlined. *shrug*
hsvSkywarp: ... *blink blink blink*
svSkywarp: *softly* In his reality the Autobots under Sentinel Magnus rule with fists of titanium. There aren't a lot of resources left.
hsvSkywarp: ... Slag....
kvSkywarp: =-O *points at the bigger Seeker* You cussed!
Sky: Sl... ippery floors! Are you saying the Autobots're the bad guys?
svSkywarp: *silent nod*
mgSkywarp: *crossed arms and a scowl*
hsvSkywarp: ...
kvSkywarp: *wibble* But the Autobots're good!
mgSkywarp: *quietly lists off a few of the things the Autobots of his reality did, starting with the death of a sparklet named Optimus*
hsvSkywarp: *boggling*
kvSkywarp: *wibble* B-but Oppy's alive....
Sky: *grim* Mech, those aren't 'Bots. Those're 'Cons.
svSkywarp: *no comment. Just soft kisses for kvSkywarp's little helm*
hsvSkywarp: No... They're not even 'Cons. They're monsters... *expression very dark and dangerous*
kvSkywarp: *more wibble, hides his face against svSkywarp*
mgSkywarp: *quietly* Megatron and his people are going to take care of them. And some day, some how, Optimus Prime will end Sentinel's slag.
kvSkywarp: *muffled* Meggy's a good bot. He's helpin' Kriti 'n her UncaJazz.
mgSkywarp: He stood up to Sentinel. Still does. And so do Starscream and Lugnut. We're getting stronger, all over the galaxy.
Sky: *brow quirk* Anybody have kids?
mgSkywarp: Buh? Yeah right.
jvSkywarp: *perks up* Yeah.
hsvSkywarp: *nod* Kid's named Airwolf. *proud of the Seekerling*
Sky: *grin* I've got four.
mgSkywarp: *stares at her*
hsvSkywarp: *blinkblink* *whistle*
jvSkywarp: *small grin* I've got three.
svSkywarp: *softly* I have six...
hsvSkywarp: *STARES*
Sky: I was just counting the ones I made.
jvSkywarp: ... Oh... well, in that case, I only have one...
svSkywarp: Me too. :(
hsvSkywarp: Airwolf's still my kid, even if I didn't make him.
svSkywarp: *soft nod* I love Ace, Stiletto, Nightside, Runamuck, and Mudflap as much as I do Sundog.
Sky: Sundog? You're with a Streaker? *big grin*
jvSkywarp: ... *gives Sky and svSkywarp a surprised look* You too?
Sky: *nods* I wound up with his sparklet after I let the slagger go and some freaking medic decided to mess with my spark as punishment.
svSkywarp: I... met him when I was assigned to Detroit... *looks down and blushes*
jvSkywarp: My Streaker and I met when we were enemies... >.>;;
mgSkywarp: *to hsvSkywarp* Get your finger out of your throat. *to jvSkywarp* How long ago?
jvSkywarp: *tips his head back as he thinks* It was before the war really got started...
Sky: How long's your war gone on?
jvSkywarp: *quietly* About nine million years...
Sky: *whistles* Wow, you're old marrieds.
mgSkywarp: *staaaare*
hsvSkywarp: *staaaaaaaaaaaaaare*
jvSkywarp: What about you?
mgSkywarp: *shrugs* I'm a bachelor. Can't see myself getting hitched till I've got more vorns under my armor.
hsvSkywarp: *shrugs* Me 'n Nightwish're happily bonded... *quieter* Even if she is missing right now... I know she's alright, wherever she is...
kvSkywarp: *has conked out and is clinging as only a Seeklet can cling*
Sky: *blink blink BLINK* ...Nightwish??
hsvSkywarp: *gives Sky a puzzled look* Yeah... Shocky's kid. She decided she wanted to keep me...
svSkywarp: :o
Sky: And I thought I had a taste for crazy. *slow head shake*
hsvSkywarp: What? She's pretty, and knows all kinds of fun things to do in storms...
Sky: And she can't die.
svSkywarp: And she's been through some really scary stuff, if she's like the Nightwish I know.
hsvSkywarp: *smirk* You should see her fighting the guys we're supposed to fight.
svSkywarp: *shivers* No... that would be scary.
mgSkywarp: So... indestructible femme?
Sky: Well, going through a sun fried ours a little. But I think Meggy got her a cruddy shell or something.
svSkywarp: Ours is indestructible. She does all sorts of things the others can't. *shiver* And they say she put her own spark out once.
hsvSkywarp: *wince*
jvSkywarp: *looks just a bit ill at the idea*
svSkywarp: *quietly* Nightside is just like her, only not angry.
Sky: Who's Nightside?
kvSkywarp: *sleep clickstorm*
svSkywarp: He's Nightwish and Sideswipe's son.
jvSkywarp: ... *looks to hsvSkywarp* You're not as crazy as I thought...
hsvSkywarp: *gives jvSkywarp a Look*
Sky: So... made from crazy put her spark out woman... and wanna be shark attack victim? *sniggerfit* Oh frag.
hsvSkywarp: *puzzled look* Wanna be shark attack victim?
jvSkywarp: *blink blink*
Sky: *shares a video with all her alternates*
svSkywarp: 0_0
mgSkywarp: *sniggerfitdie*
jvSkywarp: .... I hope my sister in law never takes up that habit.
hsvSkywarp: ... *ebil grin*
Sky: *snerking as she shares the Sideswipe she knows' other hobbies*
hsvSkywarp: *trying to locate a big enough Chum Buddy to wallop the Sideswipe he knows with*
jvSkywarp: *boggling*
svSkywarp: Ours just chases his twin sons around.
Sky: Twins?
svSkywarp: *nods* Ratchet says that Runamuck and Mudflap are Sideswipe's comeuppance.
hsvSkywarp: ... I'd say that about the the derp I know, except it's his brother and Showtime who got the comeuppance....
Sky: Oh yeah. *chuckle* Streaker's got triplets there, too.
hsvSkywarp: Yeah, and two of 'em are hyperactive... >.>;;
mgSkywarp: *now eying three falcons that have decided to perch on him* ...These birds're wearing purple Decepticon symbols under their wings, guys.
jvSkywarp: *blink blink* *looks*
Sky: *looks up* *grin* Firebreak, Ember, and Hotspot. They're alternates of my triplets. Sundog's younger siblings.
jvSkywarp: 0_0
hsvSkywarp: *cracking up now and slapping his leg*
kvSkywarp: *awake! And fussing about it. His nap got borked!*
svSkywarp: *comforts young alternate* I wonder if this means that I'll have triplets some day? *strangely, she's not afraid of that*
Hotspot: *keeks and flaps his wings, then floofs his feathers and cocks his head cheerfully*
kvSkywarp: *wibble-bibble* *clickstorm*
svSkywarp: *kisses him gently, and then puts out a hand to support Ember as the dark falcon flies down to talk to the little bot*
kvSkywarp: *more clickstorm*
Sky: *starts to say something, but then perks, her eyes narrowing*
hsvSkywarp: *small frown, wonders what's got Sky's attention, scans the area*
mgSkywarp: *doing the same*
falcons: *excited! Flapping and shouting!*
Sky: *suddenly leaps into the air and transforms to jet* The @#$#@!#@s're attacking the base!
svSkywarp: *cringe and hide!*
jvSkywarp: *wince* Do you need help?
mvSkywarp: *considers, and then gives a truly evil chuckle* They'll never expect that.
falcons: *darting around, wings pumping furiously. It's plain they came over expecting this!*
mgSkywarp: *just transforms and hovers by his alternate. He's going*
jvSkywarp: *dirty rotten grin, transforms*
hsvSkywarp: I'm so in. *cracks his knuckles*
kvSkywarp: *beeeg optics, hides against Sissy*
mvSkywarp: So get your aft transformed and c'mon. *gives coordinates to all brothers, and then opens the cockpit to let the falcons in*
hsvSkywarp: *rolls his optics and transforms before activating his PINpoint*
jvSkywarp: *PINpoints*
bb, jv and mgSkywarp: *gone as well!*
((co-written with random_xtras))