Scatters-Fox: *Manages to look absolutely pathetic*
tgSmokescreen: *shakes his head at the bright pink fennec fox* Don't give me that. You get a couple weeks of cuddles and being cooed over by everything female in existence.
hsvLumen: *snicker* dude... fail...
tgSmokescreen: We told him it was high stakes when he wanted in. *shrugs and starts shuffling again*
Scattor: *chuckles and takes his cards*
hsvLumen: I know. *is secretly glad he takes more after his dad in that he doesn't have earlights like Grandpa and Ma*
asRatchet: Don't just sit there and whine. *pokes the pink fox*
Scatters-Fox: *snaps at the poke*
hsvLumen: *To tgSmokescreen as he re-arranges his hand a bit so the cards are in some semblance of order* I take it you've never met his mate?
tgSmokescreen: Mistfire? *looks at his cards and grins* Sure I have.
hsvLumen: Okay... If she comes after you, I'm not rescuing you.
tgSmokescreen: *still looks cheerful as he throws down some chips and buys another card*
hsvLumen: *puts some more chips in and buys another card as well*
asRatchet: *gets one for himself*
Scattor: *looks at Scatters-Fox* Still talk.
tgSmokescreen: You know, for the strong silent type you pick the darndest times to open your trap, Scattor.
asRatchet: *snorts*
Scatters-Fox: *curls up in his chair, is sooooo going to sulk right now.*
hsvLumen: Just let him sulk.
tgSmokescreen: Yeah, this is a family friendly table, and he'd probably just cuss anyway. *grins and buys another card*
Scattor: *deliberates. Then buys card*
Scatters-Fox: *sulk sulk sulk*
hsvLumen: *considering look* *lays out his hand on the table*
asRatchet: *snerks and puts his down to show a killer hand*
tgSmokescreen: *still grinning as he lays his out with a flourish*
Scattor: *rumble and put. Has a kinda good hand*
hsvLumen: ... Aw man....
tgSmokescreen: *stands on the table and hits him upside the head with the LOL paddle*
hsvLumen: *Yelps and holds his head.... before frowning and eyeing his hands* ... Great... Lennox and Epps are going to try and drag me to a strip club now... *has been LOL'd human.*
tgSmokescreen: *points and laughs because now he's taller than Lu*
asRatchet: It could be worse, kid.
Scattor: Could be girl. *picking up cards and shuffling*
hsvLumen: ... *looks mildly horrified*
Scatters-Fox: *huffs a bit and rolls his eyes at hsvLumen*
hsvLumen: *Razzes Scatters-Fox*
Another round later
Scattor: *twitching blue bunny nose*
tgSmokescreen: *laughing aft off*
asRatchet: >)
hsvLumen: Ratchet, you're a freaking card shark.
asRatchet: *just grins and deals*
End of round....
tgSmokescreen: *tries to bolt!*
hsvLumen: Oh no you don't! *scaling tgSmokescreen to wallop the mech with the LOL paddle*
tgSmokescreen: Ow! No! Leggo!
asRatchet: *grin of pure wickedness as he rakes in his winnings* You've got to learn to take your lumps if you want to play with the big boys, Smokescreen.
tgSmokescreen: *fluffy cat with smooshy face* >|
hsvLumen: *Cackling as he holds tgSmokescreen*
tgSmokescreen: *trying to figure out how to pee on you, Lumen. He's heard that's a cat thing....*
asRatchet: *smirrrk*
hsvLumen: *quietly, to tgSmokescreen* We'll get him at some point...
tgSmokescreen: Let the old rustbucket enjoy his victory. He needs it.
hsvLumen: *chuckles and moves to set tgSmokescreen on the table* Okay... I'd better get back before I get in trouble for not answering my comms....
asRatchet: Keep your nose clean, kid.
Scattor: *bounce bounce, bunny buck! Yup, he's enjoying himself*
tgSmokescreen: *sharpens claws on Luleg*
hsvLumen: *YELP*
tgSmokescreen: *PINs away!*
Scatters-Fox: *snort*
asRatchet: *chuckling as he stands. To the fox* You need a hand getting home?
Scatters-Fox: Might...
asRatchet: *offers a hand at the edge of the table* Give me the coordinates.
Scatters-Fox: *recites the coordinates*
asRatchet: *last nod to Lu and Scattorbunny and then PINs to the coordinates*
svRatchet: *startled blurt of static as he nearly runs into himself*
asRatchet: *quick step back* Ahh!
dRumrunner: o.0 *turns and books for Mistfire and Scattershot's berth room to hide on the berth with Mistfire*
Wheelie: *HIDING*
Scatters-Fox: *sigh, jumps down and trots into the room he and Mistfire share*
svRatchet: The pit?!
asRatchet: Don't look at me! >| I'm just bringing the kid home.
svRatchet: ... Do I even want to know?
asRatchet: He insisted on joining a high stakes poker game. And lost.
svRatchet: ... *Facepalm*
asRatchet: *smirk*
svRatchet: What other geniuses were playing with you?
asRatchet: A big bot named Scattor, some shyster called Smokescreen, and a dumb kid named Lumen.
svRatchet: ... Well, no wonder Scattershot lost...
asRatchet: *more smirk* Yup.
svRatchet: *considering look* *Quietly* When's the next game?
asRatchet: Next Thursday. *smug* Better come prepared for a means of getting home that doesn't require opposable thumbs.
svRatchet: You should do likewise, mech.
asRatchet: *snark* Of course.
svRatchet: *snerks and moves to go check on Mistfire*
asRatchet: *heads for home, plans on taking his mate out on the town*
((Co-written with
random_xtras and
aw_sludge))