send bush/cheney to saturn

[denshi]

http://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/cassini/media/cassini-20080213.html

"Saturn's orange moon Titan has hundreds of times more liquid hydrocarbons than all the known oil and natural gas reserves on Earth"

Comments

[lancehunter]

I hear they have weapons of mass destruction over there, too. We'd better get a pre-emptive strike going.

[denshi]

No shit! Did you see that 2001 documentary? I hear Colin Powell co-produced.

[william_morbid]

What the fuck? You're not dead?

[denshi]

Opinions vary, but no. I'm assured it's just a passing phase, though.

Surely God wanted us to invade Titan

[n_o_m_i_c]

How did our oil get onto its moon?