Iowa stats:
Relatives in Grandma's Riggs' house: ~30
Hours to drive there: 16
Average temp: ~50 F
Average meals eaten: at least 3
Calorie content of said meals: At least 1,000
New members of family: 1 (2nd cousin Samantha, 9 months)
Finding out I'm going to be an uncle come next June/July: priceless
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