List of majors at Josh University

Jun 12, 2005 21:43

Ok everyone, the list of available majors and minors at Josh University is finally available ( Read more... )

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basketzgirl7 June 13 2005, 06:22:51 UTC
how about a kobe studies?
then id be hooked for SURE :)
~natasha

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primarina June 13 2005, 06:49:07 UTC
how does one apply to JU?

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josh let me count the ways that i do love thee endallmonsters June 13 2005, 07:52:19 UTC
the application consists of two sections.

1. personal information
if you look like youre in zz top, you're admitted.

2. personal statement
better known as the "chocolate fudge recipe" section, include a brief
(300 pages, or words, whichever comes first) recipe detailing an important
moment in your highschool career, especially those showcasing your
ability to make chocolate fudge for josh

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Re: josh let me count the ways that i do love thee dependent_todd June 13 2005, 17:06:22 UTC
no dan. i'd like to direct you to my previous post on the admissions process. you must submit a piece of white (not lined for the love of god) paper where you have written, IN CRAYON, your name (or what you'd like your name to be) and your favorite ice cream flavor.

gosh dan. just gosh.

-josh

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Re: josh let me count the ways that i do love thee jews_for_jesus June 13 2005, 18:54:00 UTC
what about our ability to make chocolate fudge specifically not for josh?

How does that affect our chances of admission?

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dspin June 13 2005, 08:36:29 UTC
Does Josh University have an honors program?

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dependent_todd June 13 2005, 17:07:03 UTC
the honors programme is called, "Josh University's classes for arrogant pricks"...it isn't very popular....

-josh

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birds4life124 June 13 2005, 17:11:13 UTC
Can I double major in make my own (ornithology) and hug studies? Is that too ambitious? Is hug studies quite rigorous?

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janeausten4life June 13 2005, 22:24:14 UTC
Do I get to teach Kim Chow? Will I get to hang out with lots of hunky guys so they can practice what they have learned on me?

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dependent_todd June 14 2005, 18:21:36 UTC
not quite, you do get to teach the class. but i'm the only one that's allowed to enroll...

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janeausten4life June 16 2005, 21:53:20 UTC
suuuuuuuuuuWEET

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