Good! I like a whore with sentiment.
Name: Sasha (or Sashizzle, Humble Mod or “Cuntfaced bitch”?)
Age: 19
Character Stamped As: I’m not officially stamped, but I’m a Wilmot/Sands/Jack combination?
Relationship Crap
1) What do you look for in a significant other?
Sense of Humor: This is an absolute must, and is actually my number one priority. I prefer a snarkier/wittier/dry sense of humor. Sarcasm and the like, you see where I’m coming from? I can have an appreciation for silliness and goofiness as well, in moderation. I prefer a humor that stimulates my mind (haha, perv).
Intelligence: This is an obvious necessity -I don’t fare well with boys that are pretty on the eyes, but with nothing but a piece of playdoh in their noggin. Even if it’s that scented shit (and they expect you not to eat it…). On a more serious note, I really do value intelligence. It can be book smart or street smart or even fucking water smart? I want someone who knows things that I don’t, who can teach me things and show me how to do stuff. I don’t like always having to be the teacher, I don’t like having to possess a larger vocabulary or greater capacity for retaining knowledge. I want someone who can push me, almost competitively, to learn more and think harder. I want someone who will argue with me, try and prove me wrong -and even sometimes succeed. Someone who can keep me on my toes and alert, and isn’t afraid to put me in my place now and again.
Creativity: And I mean this in a very nonspecific, liberal way. It could be creativity in the form of artistic stereotypes, writing, painting, a blah blah blah. Or, it could be a creative way of getting out of a difficult situation. Perhaps a certain style of dress, or a unique way of going about something in a fashion that no one else really has. I just value that unique, individualistic creativity.
A good lay: I’m not going to lie, sex is important to me. Wait, scratch that, good sex is important to me. No, fuck that too, AMAZING sex is important to me. But I’ll settle for superb, too. Once again, this is where that desired ‘creativity’ comes into play. I won’t elaborate further, you don’t need to know the inner workings of my mind in this subject. Well wait, isn’t three major turn ons next? Hell yes.
Mystery: I never want to be able to fully understand the person I am with. I like there being some type of enigmatic energy, going on. Someone who has a whole lot going on in their head, more then I’d ever be able to fully comprehend, even if I spent my entire life with them. I get bored easily, so I need someone who can capture my attention for longer than a week -a month, if we’re generous.
2) 3 major turn-ons?
Basically all of the above…but on a more superficial level, being able to see/grab onto bones (hip bones and long, thin fingers, cheekbones -though I wouldn’t necessarily grab cheek bones), someone making me laugh and someone who loves that I’m a stubborn, sarcastic bitch.
3) 3 major turn-offs? Extremist judgment. For instance, racism and homophobia. If you fall into the above two categories, fuck you -stay the hell away from me. People who are willing to make judgmental calls about the content of my character due to the less then respectable or intelligent decisions, events and experiences I’ve instigated, initiated and surrendered to in the past. And ALSO, on a more superficial note. Really hairy people. Alskjfalskfj. Ew. C’mon, people, this ain’t the Neanderthal ages anymore. We’ve created ‘razors’ and ‘wax’. Use them, please?
4) What would your ideal significant other look like? I’m really not that picky, to be honest. I like androgynous women, but seeing as this is more centered towards mennnn. I don’t like especially tall men, as I’m ‘petite’ and I find that 5’8-5’9 works pretty well. I want exceptionally high cheekbones, if possible…and I’m not going to lie, I dig the thinner boys. I want them to have a creative fashion sense, and tend to like longer hair -though it really depends on the person. I’ve also recently become more fond of facial hair, which I used to despite. But I believe in moderation (or at least creatively done), it’s pretty awesome. Scruffy can be cute. I like eyes that sparkle, but have a certain level of mischief AND sensitivity (that’s right, compassion is a plus). The features I am most picky about though is that they have to have a killer smirk. I’m sorry, a killer smirk and grin and I’m sold, no matter who the fuck you are.
5) Describe your ideal date A total and complete surprise. I don’t know the ideal date, because I’ve never really had one. I want something that’s thoughtful (as in…they thought about me and what I like). Anything from a night spent on a rented boat to driving up to Roswell to spend the night searching for UFOs. To someone playing Dinosaurs with me or speaking in foreign accents to try and fool someone. I’d want it to be like hanging out with a good friend…except with awesome sex? Yeah. Also. Chain smoking and having competitions over who can finish a Camel 99 first…that seems pretty fun.
6.) EITHER OR
Love or sex? Both? C’mon…can’t you have both? I guess…love. Because I’ve been in love, in a long distance relationship, and I was able to handle myself without physical gratification. It’s worth it if you love the person enough. But I’m not downplaying sex. That’s pretty important too.
Marriage or no? I’ll get married when gay marriage is legalized. Not necessarily because I’d end up marrying a woman, more so I don’t think I have the right to get married if my friends Jeremy and Eric don’t have the right to get married.
Looks or brains? Brains. Oh, definitely brains. Looks fade in the end, so don’t you want someone who can at least keep you interested and laughing, even after their skin wrinkles and certain body parts start to sag? Besides, intelligence is more attractive then muscles and hair gel.
Money or personality? Personality. I have never felt compelled to have an accumulation of money, nor a partner who has an excess of it. I want enough to get by, to pay necessary expenses and keep up my cigarette habit. So personality fucking trumps this one.
Grilled cheese or caviar? I don’t like caviar. I don’t like fish, and I don’t like the spawn of fish. Cheese, however? And bread? And CHEESE PLUS BREAD? Yeah. Definitely choosing the former.
Your turn!
7) What is your biggest personality flaw? I have a very (strange) addictive personality. I’ve had a lot, and I mean A LOT of ‘drug phases’. Like, an annually lapse of judgment and spiral back into substance abuse mania. It applies in different fields as well. I’ve been chain smoking since sixth grade, and have been drinking since fourth. Blame it on my bad influence babysitter named Tavi. I have this strange knack for being able to get out of the binges, randomly, too. But the obsessive qualities and stubborn “I don’t need your help, fuck you, I’ll fix it myself” demeanor is pretty detrimental.
8) What really good trait could you bring to a relationship? I bring empathy into relationships. I have the ability to sense people’s problems and help them. I have an understanding of almost every kind of person, even when I don’t initially like them. I’m someone people tell problems to even when they barely know me, and I’m often someone who makes sure that there aren’t any secrets floating around. (Lyss had to write it for me. Haha.)
9) What are your definitions of “attraction” and “love?” Attraction can be anything from a passing tingle to a cosmic pull. I think attraction is when you can separate lust from emotional attachment. Love is that all consuming momentous pull you feel, where it seems to rip out your innards and send extra bursts of blood into your heart. Where the thought sends a smile across your face and a resonating pang through your body. I believe love is tangible, you can feel it in each muscle, in each sinew and into the very marrow of your bones. Attraction is superficial, you can sense the sensation on your skin, maybe even absorb a bit into your pores…but in the end, it’s like a skin rash. You can’t stop scratching, but all it leaves is a nasty red splotch that goes away in time. Love is like scarring, even scar tissue remains with you forever. You can never forget it.
10)What would you consider your main interests or hobbies? Debate, sarcastic conversations, chain smoking, getting amiably inebriated and writing. I like stirring shit up, and pissing people off [especially adults who think they have the right to tell me how to live my life]. I like hanging out with a tight knit group of friends while we all try to out-insult one another, making a fool out of myself and threatening to beat people up. I also like playing Charades, because I totally own at that game. I’m interested in philosophy [especially existentialism], speaking in foreign accents [and fooling people] and teasing people. I'm interested in criminology, because I love finding about the human brain and why it works the way it does, and how people turn into who they are. Well executed sarcasm, blowing smoke rings…journalism and criminology?
My sugar high died. Now I’m tired.
KTHANX.