My life is slowly ebbing away
So because my life is utter crap, i've decided to entertain myself with what i assume you will think are hilarious pictures.
Obviously cookie dough, i created one cookie dough king amongst the otherwise humdrum cookie doughers, he rules his pam sprayed pan of righteousness. My mom thought it was a crap joke.
AH YES! AHOY IT IS SAILOR CAPTAIN JACK! he rocketh on witheth his badeth selfeth.
OY! WHATS THIS?!?! he has either seen some really hott...er mermaids or he doesnt like his sailor hat. i vote for that latter.
All the mermaid sex has tired him out or..he's given up under my control...either situation suits my fancy.
He settles down after a hard days...sailing.
R.I.P belly button ring. for those of you who dont know (i.e not many) it got really infected and i had to take him out. february would have been our 1 yr. anniversary. sadly i have to wait until the top whole closes which could take god knows how long before i can pierce it again....hopefully.
Edit: oh and yes, it does say world's best big sister on my shirt. my grandmother...doesnt know when to stop.
Edit 2: Even with the loss of my belly button ring, i still am able to maintain my abs of steel. thankyou.
-FIN-
Obviously cookie dough, i created one cookie dough king amongst the otherwise humdrum cookie doughers, he rules his pam sprayed pan of righteousness. My mom thought it was a crap joke.
AH YES! AHOY IT IS SAILOR CAPTAIN JACK! he rocketh on witheth his badeth selfeth.
OY! WHATS THIS?!?! he has either seen some really hott...er mermaids or he doesnt like his sailor hat. i vote for that latter.
All the mermaid sex has tired him out or..he's given up under my control...either situation suits my fancy.
He settles down after a hard days...sailing.
R.I.P belly button ring. for those of you who dont know (i.e not many) it got really infected and i had to take him out. february would have been our 1 yr. anniversary. sadly i have to wait until the top whole closes which could take god knows how long before i can pierce it again....hopefully.
Edit: oh and yes, it does say world's best big sister on my shirt. my grandmother...doesnt know when to stop.
Edit 2: Even with the loss of my belly button ring, i still am able to maintain my abs of steel. thankyou.
-FIN-