( finally. )

I tell people to be careful, but I don't mean it like most people do. I mean for them to be full of care, to watch out for themselves and for the people that need them to watch out for them. For years, I wasn't careful, but in recent years, I've learned to enjoy that state of being. Nothing matters to me more than being mindful of hearts, whether ( Read more... )

As I've told a couple of people in the past few days, I've been postipated. Justine suggested suppositories, but I can't stand those things. Too chewy. I finally took some Litamucil. Maybe it was Scribogel. I don't know. Of course, the problem with that kind of encouragement is that the sheer force of block removal results in some unpleasant, ( Read more... )

I'm obviously still here. The fact that mickey_rourke posted again made my whole life. If I could add him every day, I would. It's not that I have unnatural feelings for Mickey Rourke. I do respect the hell out of him, though. It's just that I'm on the edge and even greeting cards can plunge me into the depths of a depression today. I had a crushing moment when ( Read more... )

Once upon a time, Johnny Depp got more ass than a public toilet seat. But like most public toilets, once too many bitches pissed on the floor or smeared shit, the opportunity was limited to keyholders only.

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( That was a joke. This isn't. OK IT IS. )

So many tiny betrayals and misunderstandings, and failures of courage. Ha ( Read more... )

And so I took the time, lurching and staggering through world war tour and I felt weary, but I knew I'd be home soon and I knew that as soon as I saw your face and heard you say my name that it'd just shake down to the bottom of the bottle again and it'd be glass again. Calm and cool and smooth and quiet ( Read more... )

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Happy birthday to Neve, Kevin and Liev. I dub this People With V's In Their Names day. This is for Neve, though, sorry guys.

( Now scoot. )

Hello. I'm Johnny Depp. I was in Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare (A Nightmare on Elm Street 6 ( Read more... )