Flyer: It's ok, public at large! You can rest easy.

[deppjc]

Hello. I'm Johnny Depp. I was in Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare (A Nightmare on Elm Street 6

Comments

[dita_vonteese]

Way ahead of you on La Paradis. She added me before yoooou. Taunt.

Your hands are beautiful. I don't think they're girly at all, but if people think that a pirate has to have hams for fists, then I can see the discrepancy.

This comment was an example of the antagonize/praise technique. I hear it works wonders.

[deppjc]

There were things I wanted to say, but this blew it for me:

This comment was an example of the antagonize/praise technique. I hear it works wonders.

Because HA. Subtle.

[paradis]

Clearly life sees where my priorities are. Everyone quiet on adding! I haven't made it through the Eies yet.

[deppjc]

Ohhh. Everybody sh, sh, don't add her yet until she's paid the Ferryman.

[sienna_g]

I did not spot the edit. Let me see your hands.

[deppjc]

Good. There's hope for me yet. And here's one.

[sienna_g]

Those are date eating hands.

[deppjc]

Sticky sticky.

[britney_spears]

Your girly fingers go well with my man neck.

[deppjc]

You can wear them as a necklace when I get them cut off.

[becca_romijn]

Your hands are so too girly to be pirate hands. You'd be like Captain Trisha or something. There I go again, ruining your dreams! Yeesh, I'm so sorry John John.

[deppjc]

You're right, I might as well end my career right now and get my films banned. But I think it's really important that your career continue despite your mannish jaw. :-*

[becca_romijn]

I'm sorry, but it's in the interest of all moviegoers. Aw, how sweet! Thanks for wishing me well! My mannish jaw is quite the embarassment. I'm flattered that you can look past it ;-)

[deppjc]

I'll put your address for my agent to forward mail. Ha. Why do you think I call more than I visit?

[ricknossa]

I've always admired your hands. A pirate should be able to have any hands he damn well pleases, especially Captain Jack Sparrow! Dammit.

[deppjc]

My goodness my guinness.

[ricknossa]

I'm impressed. I don't know whether to be impressed at your eyesight, your photo manipulation skills, or your recognition of certain logos, but I'm impressed nonetheless. I really need a photo of myself in my Warthog Ale tshirt.

[deppjc]

My eyesight is incredible, but that was all logo recognition. Andy Warthog looks a scream...