My Poor Friend

[depressed_drunk]

Hello from lovely indiana, and it is lovely let me tell you. You just don't get this kind of lightning in California, plus it causes our power box to unexpectedly make a firework show every five minutes. Anyway that is not the subject at hand. My friend, whom none of you will probably never meet, is hopelessly whipped, hook line and sinker.

Comments

[sakepolitan]

sit him down, and say "Dude, do you plan on marrying her anytime soon?"

he says "no."

you say "then you shouldn't be this enamored (or whipped, ur choice) with one girl until you plan on doing so. And unless she's some amazing sex goddes with the best tits you'll ever see, you need to find someone that won't have you falling over yourself every second."

he says "what?"

you proceed to list all the examples you can think of as he sits and realizes he has been owned by some chick that probably doesn't even deserve it.

good luck!

ps. wedding crashers sucked ass, shame on you.

wedding crashers

[depressed_drunk]

you're kidding, it was hilarious! i guess some people just have no taste

I second sakepolitan's plan of action

[blowfishkill]

Colin, as much as this necklace is really cool, it's defying the laws of physics and screwing with the space-time continuum...not to mention my brain. I'm tying this thing in F*ing rock climbing knots and it still manages to fall of without the string coming off my neck. HOW is this possible? I am so befuddled.

By the way...My phone started working again...and I got ur message...I have two replies:
1) Awwwwww ^_^
2) I miss you!

[blowfishkill]

Haha!!!! I WIN!

[hermitt]

ahhh its colin!
whats up, its carson
lets do this whole lj friend each other dealio
peace man