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what a beautiful wedding
says the bridesmate to the waiter
what a shame the bride is a whore
i chime in with a haven't you people ever heard of
"closing the god-damn door no i't much better to face these kinds of things witha sense of poise and rationality"

when the lights are dim and your hands are shaking as you slide out of your dress
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One day while on patrol, a police officer pulled over a car for speeding. He went up to the car and asked the driver to roll down her window ( Read more... )

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i swear i have fallen for you. . . i just can't find a way to tell you. . .

STOLEN FROM JOELLE WHO STOLE IT FROM CHELSEA ( i hope ispelled her name right ( Read more... )

WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED TO LINDSEY?


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