I've been playing a lot of Godfather. Check me out, 127 kills. I have not yet been arrested, which is super fly, though I have been iced many a time, and woke up with a friendly nurse at my bedside. Also I have yet to make a move on a lady. Perhaps I am still trying to get over Frankie's death, who knows ( Read more... )

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Interviews tomorrow. So everything is going very well for me, and it actually required minimal effort ( Read more... )

Is there anything to be done about junk mail (specifically blocking it) from my TESC webmail??
I've been getting a lot of it, and it's pissing me off.

An Italian, an American, and a Pollock were captured by the French for various crimes and are taken to the Guillotine ( Read more... )

I had a dream that my stupid fathead cousin had this wicked hot wife. In the dream her name was Ashlee, but she was really Kate Bosworth. I knew that she was, too, so it made me more pissed off at him for being an ugly retard and having this totally bangin' wife ( Read more... )

Job interview tomorrow, with Bankers (Insurance). I am not wicked thrilled about it, but it would give me a way into the industry and start working on my own top secret insurance idea. TOP SECRET bitches, that means don't steal my incredible idea. It's so mind-blowing, you won't believe it ( Read more... )

The Days of Epic and Adventurous Searches have begun. If you have missed out on DEAS, it's not too late for you to get in on things and become part of the madness, excitement, and mayhem. More Searches will be conducted throughout the week ( Read more... )

If anyone is interested/able/willing to take Spanish 102, my night class is going to be canceled if more people don't sign up.
It is Tues and Thurs nights and I promise it's the best mofuckin class ever.
Also look at this shit:


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