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Today is a strange day... I feel just generally restless and well weird. I can't put my finger on what it is exactly. Something just doesn't feel right ( Read more... )

He didn't like the casserole
And he didn't like my cake.
My biscuits were too hard...
Not like his mother used to make.

I didn't perk the coffee right
He didn't like the stew,
I didn't mend his socks
The way his mother used to do.

I pondered for an answer
I was looking for a clue.
Then I turned around and smacked him...

Like his Mother used to

Good Morning World ( Read more... )

Ok so I was on Neopets and there was this ad that completely caught me off guard. Its not necessarily the ad itself.. but its the content being on Neopets. I mean these people filter the words beer, smoke, and "secs" because it sounds like sex... so here is the ad:


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Watching Police Academy 4...

Maddie: Is that Reuben (from American Idol)?

Tom: No that's just some random big black guy.

Maddie: Oh ok, like you.

Tom: No, I'm not black.

Maddie: YES YOU ARE!

Tom: I am not black!

Maddie: Yeah, but you're big.

LOL!

This is the first Thanksgiving in a while that I have been really looking forward to. We are having family over for lunch tomorrow and the friends over tomorrow night. Both of the kids will be here, it will just be awesome. I am looking forward to cooking, and having Maddie help. She is a blast to cook with ( Read more... )

Go to google and type the word "failure" (w/o the "") and press the "I'm feeling lucky" button and just see what happens.

I laughed my ass off!

HAHAHAHA!

Stolen from aunty_social

You Are Subversion!

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Usually when Tom and I go out to dinner it's usually mediocre with questionable service. Tonight we went to Carrabas and it was exceptionally good. The food was excellent and the service was outstanding.. we are still wondering if it was a fluke. I am pleased ( Read more... )