Well, I'm trying.

[der_einspruch]

THESE PODS MAKE ME ILL. IF THEY DON'T STOP MALFUNCTIONING SOON... ARGH, I'M GOING TO LOSE MY HEAD. AGAIN.
CAN'T WE JUST TAKE THEM IN- OH, WAIT, SOMEONE TRIED THAT, DIDN'T THEY.
I SUPPOSE I SHOULD HEAD TO THE APARTMENT NOW...OR NOT.
I DON'T REALLY WANT TO RUN THE RISK OF BOTHERING MY ROOMMATE...

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[Hacked, but has no idea what it means]

[crimsonguarddog]

IT IS GETTING PRETTY ANNOYING AS THE DAY GOES ON, I'LL ADMIT.

HM, ARE YOU HAVING PROBLEMS WITH YOUR ROOMMATE?

Re: [Hacked, but has no idea what it means]

[der_einspruch]

YES, IT'S BECOMING QUITE A BOTHER.

AND NO, ACTUALLY, I HAVEN'T MET HER YET. I DO HOPE SHE'S A NICE GIRL, THOUGH, I'VE BECOME SICK OF THE SNARKY ONES.

AND YOU MIGHT BE...? IT'S GOOD TO MEET NEW PEOPLE..

Re: [Hacked, but has no idea what it means]

[crimsonguarddog]

I THINK I PREFERRED THE CHOCOLATE STORM.

I CAN GUESS WHY. I DON'T KNOW WHO YOUR TALKING ABOUT, BUT I WISH YOU LUCK WITH HER.

CISSNEI, OF THE T- NICE TO MEET YOU.

Re: [Hacked, but has no idea what it means]

[der_einspruch]

THERE WAS A CHOCOLATE STORM? HUH.

THANK YOU, I APPRECIATE THE THOUGHT.

WELL, GOOD TO MEET YOU, CISSNEI.

[das_guitar_hero]

YES, LETS NOT DISCUSS OUR MEETING.

[der_einspruch]

AGREED.

[Accidentally hacked]

[stroke_my_hair]

"PHALLUS-HAIRED ROCKER?" MAN, YOU DON'T GIVE ME ENOUGH CREDIT.

CAN'T YOU GIVE ME SOMETHING A BIT MORE... GLAMOROUS? GOD, I'M STARTING TO SOUND LIKE YOUR BROTHER.

Re: [Accidentally hacked]

[der_einspruch]

OH, I DON'T? WELL THEN, HOW MIGHT I GO ABOUT THAT?

AND WHAT MIGHT YOU SUGGEST? YOU ARE, IT'S ALMOST SCARY

Re: [Accidentally hacked]

[stroke_my_hair]

OH, I DUNNO. "PHALLUS-HAIRED ROCKER OF COMPLETE AWESOME AND BADASS-NESS" OR "THE GUITARIST OF GOODNESS AND WONDER"? EVEN JUST "CRESCEND" WOULD DO, ACTUALLY.

BUT WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR BOAT.

Re: [Accidentally hacked]

[der_einspruch]

YOU ARE STARTING TO SOUND LIKE A GAVIN...MAYBE A LONG-LOST SIBLING? I'LL BE SURE TO KEEP THAT IN MIND NEXT TIME.