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[der_gewinner]

Achtung, I'm sure my fanbase has been wondering what's become of me. No Youtube videos, you say? No comments or updates, or any sign of Klavier Gavin on the internet at all? I'm sorry to report that on Muttertag, I came down with the 'flu. It's a huge milestone: the first time I've been sick with no mother around to nurse me back to health. I

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[nosugar_nomilk]

You should watch your coffee more carefully, Mr. Gavin.

Take it from me.

[der_gewinner]

Rest assured, Herr Gummyshoe will not pull that stunt again.

[nosugar_nomilk]

Yeah, Dick's a good guy, but you've got to keep an eye on him at all times.

[young_maiden]

Juice? Soup? Hah! Back in my day we used to cure colds by dancing the polka for an hour and then heating cow splats over a fire and sniffing them with salt. Believe me sonny, you wouldn't have a snot in your head by the time you finished!

[der_gewinner]

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[young_maiden]

What's that face for? It's not like it is with you kids today now that you can just toddle off down the block and buy whatever those newfangled pills and potions are and stuff them down your throats, oh no, in the old days we had to make do with whatever we could, and I'll have you know it worked just fine! How else do you think I managed to survive for so long?

[der_gewinner]

Fraulein, unless you really are an alien, you cannot pretend patent medicine was not available to you in the olden days. Achtung, I looked up Alka Seltzer's patent, and it was first filed ninety years ago! You are not that old, of that I am certain, ja?

[karmalogic]

Hah...It must be the heavens' way of punishing you for intruding on a von Karma's plan.

[der_gewinner]

Is my sin absolved now I have stopped coughing, then?

pretend he answered in time :T

[dcrescendo]

Cancel? No way, man. I got it, but get better quick cause I can't fend off your horde of self-proclaimed girlfriends and "wifies" for too long!

[wibbly wobbly timey wimey]

[der_gewinner]

I am on the mend, D-man, never fear. We'll rock together next week.

it's how we roll

[dcrescendo]

Sweet. Oh, and I got some good news. I'll tell you next week for sure.

[der_gewinner]

Why can't you tell me now, D-man?