Achtung!

[der_gewinner]

Hallo, America! Are you ready to rock

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[carpe_legem]

Well, well. Imagine my surprise when, upon finding my brother here, I see that the first thing he decides to post includes a callout! We'll undoubtedly have the opportunity to face off one day, sooner or later, but I'd rather take that as it comes.

I had no idea Borginian customs were so strict... I'm rather disturbed. I'm sure once you've attained some level of status, things like that won't happen with any frequency. Tell me if you want to press charges.

Give me a call.

[der_gewinner]

I am looking forward to it, mein Bruder! I will make you proud, whatever the verdict may be. The truth is everything, after all, and it is no shame to lose if I am wrong, after all, ja?

It is all good, Krissi. I survived the experience-- but really now. Confiscating marzipan? MARZIPAN.

Next time we will look for a direct flight. No Borginian layovers.

[carpe_legem]

Admirable way of thinking about it. I hope the outcome is satisfactory for both of us, when the time comes.

I can't imagine what problem they'd have with marzipan, but more troubling is that they'd search you so thoroughly when you were just there for a layover.

[der_gewinner]

Fraulein von Karma tells me they are quite concerned with smuggling. I suppose goods can be passed off inside the terminal. But marzipan.

[karmalogic]

The Borginian customs are harsh as of late, but with good reason. There's been a number of smuggling cases in recent years.

[der_gewinner]

How unfortunate. But marzipan is too delicious not to smuggle.

Not that it will be an issue in future.

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[karmalogic]

Borginia takes pride in their unique flora and fauna.

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[karmalogic]

And they're adamant about not sharing it with other countries. Their silkworms are highly sought after, however -- perhaps they're confiscating anything that resembles a cocoon.

[iflyfirstclass]

I am sorry to hear about your misfortune with customs, Mr. Gavin. I hope you were at least comfortable on your flight to America. As a service professional, I wouldn't guarantee it any other way.

[der_gewinner]

Fraulein Quadrat! I am so glad to see you again.

You need not worry on that front. Once I was on the plane, it was zehr gut. I could not have been more comfortable, after you allowed me to strip off my top six layers.

[iflyfirstclass]

...Indeed.

If the cabin temperature is too cold for your liking, please do not hesitate to call upon any of our certified flight attendants at any given time.

[der_gewinner]

If I need to be warmed, rest assured I know I can call on you, fraulein. ;)

[knights_edge]

Ah yes-- the new occupant of the office beside mine. I believe I ran into the movers bringing in your... furniture the other day.

[der_gewinner]

Such an awkward and suspicious full stop, Herr Edgeworth. Is there something wrong with the furniture?

[knights_edge]

I'm aware you are a musician, but is there such a need for so many guitars in your office? Not to mention the size of the speakers they dragged in.

[der_gewinner]

I expect I will be working very long hours, ja? I am just outfitting my office with a little piece of home. Also, music is an excellent study aid. It is a proven neurological fact, ja? I will bet you listen to... Pachobel, perhaps?

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[w8d]

"I fought the law and the law won"? It's a decent enough lesson, I figure...

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[w8d]

But a rather peculiar thing for a prosecutor like you to sing, wouldn't you say?

[der_gewinner]

It is an ironic choice, I agree. The greatest art comes from drawing upon your own experiences, ja? Achtung, my experience is clearly with the criminal justice system, and there is something positively decadent about playing the devil on occasion. I am toying around with a song comparing love to poison. Not in a bad way, you understand. Ach. I think it will be better for you to hear it, when I am finished.

[w8d]

So young and already a poisoner, eh? Hmm... not bad; love's certainly offed more people than poison, in my book.

I look forward to hearing it, kid!