Best. Rant. Ever.

[der_regisseur]

Fuck you, cleaning the fridge. How the hell do you get so dirty? I don't eat in there, I simply store food. What the fuck is that stain on the bottom shelf? Do gnomes have parties in here when I'm at work or something? Nasty little gnomes. And, for some reason, I feel really, really vulnerable when I'm bent over, scrubbing your gross shelves. Don't

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[tnkrbell1703]

At first I thought you wrote that for you/about roommate. But then I got to the paying bills part...and realized...nope. lol.

But, that is awesome. I love it! I'd hate it if it were written about me.

[johncloki]

Best. Thing. Ever.