Ice Age 2 was below my expectations. It tried to do to many things at once and it failed at most of them.

I bought a Xbox 360 Today!

Who wants to touch me?

I said, who wants to FUCKIN TOUGH ME!!

I have a super power. I have the ability to have sex without any relationship or love for that girl. Funny thing is, I'm not the only one. All guys can. This super power I have is a double edged sword, though. On the one hand, I can. on the other hand, this power i have apparently hurts the girl I use said power on. It is very easy to use his power ( Read more... )

So Alli went total ape shit on me something I didn't do. Alright. Get these shinanigans. We are quietly chatting at the end of 8th hour because we can and my good friend Jillian gives me a little nipple tweak. So, I'm all like wtf!? and I'm like "Oh I am gonna get you!" Alli begins to pout. Bell rings. She is distant whilst we are walking to her ( Read more... )

Oh Dang guys.

Pokemon Diamond and Pearl for the DS is gonna be...

...

WIFI.

OH DANG.

> I believe that there is no God. I'm beyond Atheism ( Read more... )

Can I ask why people drink and smoke at the age of 16? Even 15? Am I the only person that thinks it's not cool to get trashed or smoke weed off-campus and come back to school high? What is the point? Why bother getting drunk? Maybe it is just me, but not remembering what you did the other night doesn't seem that fun. And smoking. That is completely ( Read more... )

A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin ( Read more... )

Hmmm...

Big paycheck!

And

Me and Alli = 23 months of awsomeness.

And.....

Thats all.

The guy who's sitting next to you in the elegant restaurant, shouting to his personal assistant on his cell phone? Probably a Leo. It's only natural that a sign that is blessed with creativity, charm and wit feels tempted to show off. Actually, this desire to brag is rooted in insecurity. The sooner Lions learn to compliment others, the quicker ( Read more... )