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[derangedlithium]

Ethical and religious dilemna.

Should I convert to Judaism in order to get a free trip to Israel, meet a rich Orthodox Jew, marry him, wear a veil, have adorable Jewish half-Ling babies, and eat gefilte fish?

Thoughts.

Comments

[sammygal]

I'd do it purely for the gefilte fish...

just sayin'.

but if you really love us jewies so much, you're always welcome in the club.

[derangedlithium]

Mmm, Jews.

[parttimecon]

hells fucking yeaH! Jews are super cool!

[derangedlithium]

I know. I only wish I could be so cool.

[mustard_val]

dude a free trip to Israel, go for it

....but lemme tell you a lil somethin about this awesome religion called Catholicism...

[derangedlithium]

Can I do both?