Comments | derekcool: Top 10 Ways for Singles to Spend Valentine's Day

derekcool

Top 10 Ways for Singles to Spend Valentine's Day

Feb 12, 2004 00:34

Hey, i thought this could be fun! Lets start a chain. Post your top 10 ideas. Make sure your ideas are as bizarre as possible!

Top 10 Ways for Singles to Spend Valentine's Day!1) Download porno from Kazaa and jerk off infront of the monitor till the clock struck 12! Exchange pornos with your friends are highly recommended ( Read more... )

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crazychickie4u2 February 11 2004, 10:55:04 UTC

ask ure lover to shave u!! lmao

Re: derekcool February 11 2004, 20:46:27 UTC

nonsense! *thwacks crazychickie with bird-flu infected chickens*

Re: crazychickie4u2 February 12 2004, 04:05:50 UTC

lol yeah im a weirdo lol

Re: derekcool February 12 2004, 04:48:15 UTC

oh gosh...your avatar reminds me of the Japs horor flick "The Ring"! No pun intended :P

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nickkiest February 11 2004, 14:42:33 UTC

Top 3 : mahjong, clubbing and spend quality time wif friends =DD

I love hanging out, Who knows you might get lucky while others are spontaneity, come what may?

Re: derekcool February 11 2004, 20:57:57 UTC

Eh, you suddenly give me an idea:

11) Play strip mahjong with all your single friends! :P

Re: nickkiest February 12 2004, 00:14:28 UTC

u wanna organize one?

Re: derekcool February 12 2004, 02:52:52 UTC

Unfortunately i don't know how to play Mah Jong...sigh. I used to play strip Chor Dai Dee with my college friends...but strip until shorts only lar. It was fun though, we'll wear many many layer of clothes and even ear rings and hair pins!!! LOL!

V-day... legolas79 February 11 2004, 15:57:15 UTC

Will be spend thronging the Freemantle market, trying not to spend too much yet knowing the shopping list I have in hand... hehe.... then spend another 5-hours cruising miles above the ground, heading home...

Alone of course! Not with a lover or anything! Haha... Life of a single is pretty good (actually)!

Re: V-day... derekcool February 11 2004, 20:47:35 UTC

Ahhh...you're still in Perth! How lucky! I wish I'm in Adelaide with my friends now...

Re: V-day... legolas79 February 11 2004, 21:27:00 UTC

The grass is always greener on the other side, brother... always, no matter which side of the grass you are on!

puddle_of_grace February 11 2004, 17:03:46 UTC

1. Mmmmmm.... :)

2. No thanks!

3. Eh... no thanks too!

4. Tht sounds creepy...

5. Why in the world would u wanna do that???

6. YAH!!!! I like!!!

7. This I like too... statement man!

8. My bedroom too small.

9. ...... Cannot... I'm already fat enuff... cannot cannot

10. ................

Will be spending the day playing mahjong and/or watching a play/movie, I thnk. Hope u have a good Vday too. Otherwise just spend it like any other saturday! Dun fret about it so much. :)

Re: derekcool February 11 2004, 20:56:31 UTC

"5. Why in the world would u wanna do that???"
I don't know! I thought that sounds bizarre! LOL!

Anyway, thanks...sweet of you. I'll be getting myself busy with some projects in hand, with my beloved*, a glass of chilled Vanilla Coke and soothing music from iTunes to accompany me through the night.

*that's my PC!

urbank1d February 11 2004, 18:59:16 UTC

Valentine's Day is jus so bullshit right and whoever says it's bullshit is bcos they're sad and pathetic and have got no dates and I'm one of 'em.

So would ya join me in the bonfire burning what our ex remained and remove that negative energy so positive energy can come in? I read about 'energy form' from some fengshui book. so chimz sia.

Re: derekcool February 11 2004, 20:51:30 UTC

*passes kerosene and lighter to urbank1d* Here ya go...light up the beacons of hope! Wow...this is sooo LOTRish... :)