Bitching

Mar 29, 2005 19:09

EDITOR'S NOTE: AS SOON AS I GOT HOME, I FOUND OUT THAT RYAN HAD DONE THE DISHES. RYAN, YOU ARE MY FAVORITE HETEROSEXUAL ROOMMATE.Right now I am very sad. Sad at people and at life. My house is depressing ( Read more... )

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chinkwithguns March 30 2005, 03:09:21 UTC
I suggest you get a minifridge. Also, if you buy things like OJ and they like to drink it, you can always drop some visine in there. That'll teach 'em... (just uhh... don't drink any yourself. seriously.)

I always just clean up after myself and my roommates can leave the dishes in the sink if they want. honestly, just ignore what they do.

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isntitgood March 30 2005, 04:38:03 UTC
That sucks. It was actually really interesting to read though.

Umm.. dont' know what to tell you, besides, "justice league assemble" aka have a household meeting, and be a bitch for a night, seriously, it will work. just call people together, tell them whats up. point out specific things, if people are self conscious of what they are doing, it just might change.

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the sink from hell lostyrfriction March 30 2005, 09:20:29 UTC
derek, i laughed my ass off as i read this... because i went through the same fu*kin thing at my apartment in iowa city. we had five dudes in a three bedroom apartment and i always found myself cleaning the kitchen. dont even mention the toilet or shower. it seriously made me a shitty roommate for awhile because i was always pissed about doing dishes. get drunk, tell em what you think about it all, and if they are halfway decent folks then they'll do a better job. if not, piss on the carpet in the corner and skip out on the cleaning before you move out.

p.s. if rude people and littering bothers you a whole lot, dont come to china.

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dishes are god's form of punishment for living with more then 1 person artlifepassion March 30 2005, 12:00:49 UTC
yay! i'm the head cheese. dishes suck. at my old house i almost got in a fist fight about doing the dishes. the fucker also burned/stained a really expesive pan i had.

fuckers.

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Reflection just_hsut_me March 30 2005, 13:35:57 UTC
After the dishes are clean, slowly reduce the number of silverwares available to the masses and stockade it in your room. Then again, this might lead to such phenomena as having a lot of empty cans of tuna or peas lying around ( ... )

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