Fuck the Po-Leece!

[derekho]

I was pulled over for a broken taillight. Turns out he really wanted a full cavity search. Well you know what, bitch? Looks like I really wasn't carrying condoms full of cocaine in my rectum all along, you anal-probing asshole

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[chinkwithguns]

HL2 Deathmatch is disappointingly crappy.

Go go starcraft.

I think you're better off with "H" instead of "Ho". Maybe he did it on purpose? :D

Good luck getting a job.

And finally... I'm very disappointed in you, Derek.

[dooriya]

i heard the "derek....h!" and i laughed and clapped for you.

what a lame ceremony. didn't you just love it how people got up and left?

[lostyrfriction]

where the hell are you?