In the news today

[derekisignorant]

Six-foot-tall, 275-pound bearded man crashes children's birthday party. Identifies himself by stating, "I am vengeance. I am the night. I am Batman." Goes into kitchen, helps himself to piece of cake, drives off in red Cadillac.

I so want to be this guy.

Comments

[dancebeat]

i want him to come to my bday.