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[derekisignorant]

Well crapHow is it that every nice girl that you know has already gots da hook-up? She's all like, "OMG, let's chill 2gether" and I'm like "Word dawg" and then it's all like "Oh snap, BF FOOL! Back up off my sex grill" I mean, seriously, what the fuck? Am I cursed for the rest of my life to just be the "oh yeah, he's a really good friend" guy

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[the_sex_machine]

good luck with the marines! and the girl problemos dude...