I got inked yo. Check it OUT!


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Penis, penis, penis
You wake up every day
Penis, penis, penis
Why do you want to play?
Penis, penis, penis
Why won't you go away?
Penis, penis, penis
I'll cut you off some day

A song for y'all, because tomorrow I'll be a 19-year-old virgin. ROCK.

I WANNA ROCK!!!Man oh man, I need to get back to my old school punk RAWK roots. I miss those days. Fuck this conservative dress code shit. I want to be DIRTY, DISORGANIZED, DISINFECTED, DISDISINESS, the whole shebang! I want to drink so much alcohol that my liver bursts out of my body, climbs the fleshy mountain to my face, bitchslap me and ( Read more... )

Well crapHow is it that every nice girl that you know has already gots da hook-up? She's all like, "OMG, let's chill 2gether" and I'm like "Word dawg" and then it's all like "Oh snap, BF FOOL! Back up off my sex grill" I mean, seriously, what the fuck? Am I cursed for the rest of my life to just be the "oh yeah, he's a really good friend" guy ( Read more... )

I wish I was a duck.

That is all.

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So, yeah. Classes are going pretty well so far. Got a test today for the 1st course. Woop-ti-do. You know, sometimes I wish I was a vibrating pineapple. There's no reason why, I'd just like the chance to be a vibrating pineapple one of these days. A vibrating pineapple that would incur the wrath of both God and Satan, beginning the Apocalypse ( Read more... )

OMG, I'm stuck out in the desert. To take classes on Electronics. In the desert. Yes, that's right. Learning about electronics in the middle of frikkin' nowhere, where there is nothing but desert yetis (Females who are twice the size I am, need to shave more often than I do, and are looking for some lonely Marine to wed). I'm stuck here while ( Read more... )

Yo yo, I'm back from my 3 month dream vacation. Now I'm stronger, faster, meaner, leaner, skinnier, and so much more sexier. Hell, I'd fuck me if were a female. Got my high and tight haircut (super sexy), beefy arms, visible ribcage, etc. etc.

Who wants to rock? 'Cause I know I do.

Well folks, it's that time. Only 1 day to enjoy what scarce freedom I have left. It's been fun hanging round y'all, as I'm sure it's been quite fun hanging around me and seeing me do some CRAZY shit, i.e. bottle rocket out of my ass. I'm gonna miss eating packets of hot sauce and bbq sauce for no reason and no money. Those days are over. Now I ( Read more... )