I would like to state for the record that the Indiana jackass doesn't speak for all of us. Most of us didn't even vote for him. He was a write-in. He actually got fewer votes than Gilligan and Scooby-Doo. (More than Scrappy-Doo, though, which is just a shame.)
Oh, don't worry, I don't think he speaks for Indianans as a whole, I'm just really shocked as to what freakin' part of the state was dumb enough to have enough people to vote him in. I will however, give the entire state shit about being able to tell time, but I kid. Indianapolis is awesome. Sorry to hear about Scrappy-Doo.
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