Orientation: An Introduction to Belief, Faith, Dogma, Superstition & Ridiculously Verbose Titles

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Welcome, and congratulations on your recent adoption of the Christian faith. Let me first assure you that you've made the right decision-of all the faiths you could have chosen, ours is damn near the finest, not to mention the most prevalent here in the states. Thus, no more flyin' solo, you just made about two hundred million new friends

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this is intense.

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thanks for leaving my number too. i did NOT want to replace it. im gonna miss you. yep still missing you. dammit, missing you still, fuck, missing you again. oh well i think yearning makes the heart stronger.