NOOO! DO NOT WANT!

[derfrownmacher]

My computer appears to be in its death throes, and is stubbornly refusing to initiate any program that could improve its functionality. My internet has long since been cast into the depths of Oblivion, and so I have not been able to speak with many of you for quite some time. Not that you especially care. Anyhow, just explaining my extremely long

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[doctorhenshin]

Superior Solution:

http://www.ubuntu.com/

It's like feeding your computer nectar and ambrosia. Put a little Linux on there, and the little guy'll grow up big and strong, like Kevin Sorbo.

[anon_99]

Actually, my last one ended pretty smoothly on my end.
You're not quite up to date, and that's fine with me.

[dont_panic_42]

GAH, YOU TWO MAKE MY BRAIN BLEED. IT'S LIKE A BITCHY CATFIGHT BUT YOU'RE BOTH VAGUELY ASEXUAL SO IT'S LIKE WATCHING SHARKS HAVE SEX...VAGUELY UNSETTLING. I'LL BE GOING NOW. CARRY ON.