I want to address something from the last post. Part of me wants to just glaze over it like whatever, 'cause frankly I should since it's not really important, but I'm having a difficult time talking about the rest of today without issuing this (I seriously tried restarting this post ten times, and this is the first time I got past the first ( Read more... )

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Fun fact: I have been cooking thanksgiving dinner since I was twelve and my stepdad was too drunk to finish what he started. I alternate with my grandparents, but in recent years they've pretty much given up on giving a shit. In fact, the rest of my family has been on the fence about the holiday as a whole as well ( Read more... )

Went to perform my routine. Was not picked in their lottery system. Was more relieved than I should have been. Gonna try again soon.

Here is a picture of the first cat that shows up when you type 'cat' into google image search.

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Sleep in.
Run on treadmill.
Work on set.
Check in on friend whose dad is in the hospital.
Go to my friends mom's memorial.
Go do first open mic night (if I get in).
Go to last LA comedy show for new favorite comedian/ultra crush.
Not die.

Girl, I'm'a rock you harder than crystallized minerals that've been under extreme pressure for eons ( Read more... )

If ever you see one of these folks rolling into your town to do a show, I highly recommend checking these comedians out:

James Adomian
Blake Wexler
Paul Cibis
Rory Schovel
Kyle Clark

Feel free to add your own to the list! In fact, I insist!

do it you soulless fuckers

Tonight marks the third time I have made someone cry/tear up in a class. Not because I said that their scrunchie made them look fat or anything, but because of my writing/acting skillz ( Read more... )

Non-past tense post for now, just 'cause I gotta ( Read more... )

So I'm back again (again again). But I'm going to be doing things differently this time around. I've come to a decision in the past year about what I want to do with my life, and that is... to WRITE! Like, for real real. I live in Los Angeles, I'm going to film school (again), and I'm actively pursuing careers in the industry at the moment. I need ( Read more... )