My landlord won tickets to see Weird Al for this song, but I think it is all of us who are truly the winners.

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I just reformatted my computer, but forgot to back up all of my bookmarks. You guys know me, what kind of sleazy things I'm into, etc. Post me some rad links so that I'll be able to remember what it was I used to do on the internet.

"We will gather images and images of images up till the last, which is blank. This one we will agree on."           -Reb Carasso

Mardohai Simhon claimed the silk scarf he wore around his neck was a mirror.

"Look," he said, "my head is separated from my body by a scarf. Who dares give me the lie if I say I walk with a knotted mirror under my chin?

"The ( Read more... )

Because who the fuck cares if this means I'll never get into another rating community.


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I'm sorry I'm late. I don't know why it's so hard lately you two, I mean, you try to chase them but there are maybe close to a billion it seems and they go all at once in at least so many directions. You end up with great handfuls of nothing to show for it. You wonder is it focus you lack? No, it is that it is their nature to avoid. You can't pin ( Read more... )

Night Train
(and other mostly true stories about me and all of my friends)

Oh man and do you remember when we went with your friends and drove out to that house party out in whereveritwas to crash them hot tub and while you were hottubbin it up I got stuck in the kitchen talking pocalypse to that fat bitch so I drank and smoked until I couldn't hear ( Read more... )

Vibration is not necessarily the easiest mode of transporting the voice. If one collects the requisite lungs and readily sacrifices certain morsels of food prior to exiting the safety of the city-heels of bread loaves or the fungus scraped from the end of a frog in front of the point and in the direction of the switch-it is still viable to proceed ( Read more... )

He had been at the Spectacle so long he couldn't remember.

Sam the bartender was just asking him how about another drink, when this vampire in a tuxedo stumbled into his shoulder and slurred sorry, let me get this round. Then spun around and grabbed the waitress with a tray of hors d'oeuvres.

On stage a girl was rubbing something in her palm. Direct ( Read more... )

Some tangles are made to be by blade or cunning unknotted, but crawling through your vast terrains one occasions to discover thick cords pulsing unbidden electric, throbbing centres from which errant vines traversed by only those explorers swinging with small knives and fingers subtle in the art of the critical juncture crawl furry spider-legged ( Read more... )

There exists a crude instrument with chains and a ball designed to keep your wings in arbitrary positions ill-suited to the species of flight which induce movement. In the throes of this machine your limbs describe elliptical orbits and the remaining limbs call broken triangle sounds of the motor's ragged heartbeat. You will remain unable to but ( Read more... )