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[derivatizing]

Tell me something. Post it anonymously. A story, a secret, a confession, a fear, a love: anything you want. Something about you, something about me, anything at all.

Be sure to post honestly. Post as many times as you want.

Comments

[anonymous]

I think I need God.

[derivatizing]

There's nothing wrong with that, a lot of people do. Go to church, or a mosque, or a temple, however you would want to explore that faith. If you can't do that, get a copy of religious texts, or read them online. Pray. Faith is a powerful thing, and can bring a lot of rewards

[anonymous]

You intimidate me. I always think I'm bothering you, even though you im me first.

[derivatizing]

...Wait. Back up. Start with the "even though you im me first," apply logic.

If you bothered me, would I really im you first? Some people can be so silly.

[anonymous]

Lol, I know it's a silly thing to worry about. That's why I'm all anonymous, it's got no basis in fact. xD

[derivatizing]

Then stop worrying.

[superfluously]

So, know how I've been talking about going to London for Spring Semester? I still haven't heard back from the professor after I sent in my application three weeks ago. My nerves = on the roof. I don't know what I'll do if I don't get it.

[superfluously]

PRETEND THAT'S ANON

[derivatizing]

It's probably a long application process, I imagine they'll get it taken care of.

[superfluously]

That's what's freaking me out. It isn't a long application process. And I really didn't try as hard as I should have on the essay that went with it. And ugh god I'm just-- I don't want to spend two more semesters in a row at Colgate ever again. I need to get the fuck out and milk my tuition for what it's worth.

/nerves nerves but there's nothing I can do at this point so GRAGHHHHH

[anonymous]

I'm afraid that, in attempt to be honest, I've prevented myself from reaching my goals.

Will it mean anything to the world that I learned more than everyone else, even though I may not have performed as well? Is it really more important to learn something new than to outperform others?

[derivatizing]

To be honest, I don't think either is that important. And while that may have been your goal, I don't think you need to feel like time was wasted trying to achieve either of those things. You're young, we're all young, we have lots of life ahead of us. The end point is so far away now, we can't see it. Nothing has been lost doing what you have been doing

[anonymous]

Life can be mighty confusing. In times of stress, it feels like a neverending series of puzzles where the answers are all randomly determined.