Life Lessons from a Toddler:

[dermanus]

1. If you're young and cute, people will give you shit if you ask, no matter how ungrateful you are about it.
   
2. Screaming at people is ok, so long as no one can make out what you're saying.
   
3. The person only has a few pieces of candy, but the bowl has lots.
   
4. When someone opens the door, they're inviting you into their home. Feel free to walk into their

Comments

[roamingsoul]

It's funny, #1 works for girls until they're 25, and #2 once they're over 65.