bookshop: like homer volunteering to share his new fic the iliad with me

[derogatory]

For lack of nothing to post and because i misread the Japanese weather warning so now i have NO IDEA when the new shipuuden ep comes out-

EPIC AND COMPLETE SUMMARY OF NARUTO+[fromBEGINNING-toFILLERS

Comments

[stepandgooo]

THIS IS SO AMAZING. ALSO HOW SAD IS IT THAT SOME OF THIS MADE MORE SENSE TO ME THAN THE MANGA ITSELF DID

[derogatory]

uhhh The series does not make sense to me in any form. I stopped reading when Shikamaru became somebody's baby's daddy. IT TAKES REAL STYLE TO FUCK UP A CHARACTER LIKE SHIKAMARU

[stepandgooo]

T_T!!!!! I DON'T THINK I'VE GOTTEN THAT FAR YET. I'M NOT SURE I WANT TO.

[lesstraveled]

This is beautiful, like having read the series in a drunken haze. :'(

[derogatory]

Or holding your breath for too long.

[lesstraveled]

wait, what's this about Shikamaru?!

[derogatory]

Asuma died and Kurenai is pregnant and Shikamaru is like I SHALL PROTECT THE BABY. ALSO TAKE UP SMOKING.

me: One of those things is awesome.

[derogatory]

I have wasted so much of my life.

Give it back, Kishimoto.

[terrorcandy]

I LOVE EVERY PART OF THIS, BUT MOSTLY EVERY SCENE WITH GAARA.

[derogatory]

THE MOST IMPORTANT CHARACTER TRAIT ABOUT GAARA OF THE DESERT--

gaara: chuu

[terrorcandy]

sdkjsk also Gaara and Lee. And Cancer. Stupid cancer. :(

[derogatory]

I secretly really like Kimimaro and his open shirts. Sasuke opbviously inherited his wardrobe.

kabuto: how do you like your room, sasuke-kun?
sasuke: this was that bone guy's. The incubator is still here.
kabuto: :)
sasuke: was his disease contagious
kabuto: LIGHTS OUT!

[maiahaha]

PEOPLE ARE GOING TO FEEL AWFULLY FOOLISH WHEN DOGBOY KIBA BECOMES THE NEXT HOKAGE...WHAT A TWIST!

This was possibly the best thing ever. I'm making people read it. AWESOME.

[derogatory]

"WELL CLEARLY TENTEN SHOULD BE HOKAGE."